Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
It might surprise you to learn that dubstep superstar Skrillex has managed to evade our detection up until now. Fans of uninspired, grimy rubbish need live in fear no longer. He finally matters to us!
Why do we suddenly care what the Greasy-Haired Prince of the Undercut is up to? Well, in case you haven’t heard he’s been making kissy-faces with Ellie Goulding of “having a jaw the size of a cruise-liner” fame.
There we go, there’s your jokes about their appearances. Did you enjoy them? No? Good.
The Rocky Dennis of pop, Ellie Goulding, has really got something to be justifiably long-faced about – she’s only gone and split up with some boyfriend that we didn’t even know she had in the first place.?
Tragic news.
It transpires that her now-ex goes by the name of Greg James and, remarkably, he’s a Radio One DJ! Nope. Still never heard of him. We’re sure he’ll have a lot of fun playing Goulding’s records in the future when she’s bothering the hit parade.
Cool uncle and embarrassing aunt.
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