Eurovision 2009 profiles! Let’s go! Anyone? Oh, screw you, then.
Don’t forget that it’s London’s big Eurovision party at the Scala tonight – an even that we’ve never even been invited to despite writing about Eurovision for five years. Five solid years. We’ll never get those years back, you know. They’re gone. And what do we have to show for it? Huh? Nothing, that’s what. Nothing at all. Oh, we’re so alone.
Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Alex Swings, Oscar Sings from Germany and Sakis Rouvas from Greece…
