No, not a Morrisons advert – Alan Hansen and Lulu are already doing a bang-up job of starring in those bloody things themselves – a Morrissey advert.
As you probably know, Morrissey has a Greatest Hits collection coming out soon – even though two thirds of the songs on it are from his last two pretty ropey albums – and he needs your help with adverts for it.
Everyone reading this has a chance to be in the new Morrissey adverts, provided they love Morrissey enough to have previously mutilated their body out of chronically misplaced devotion to the man. He's an email we got telling how you people can get involved:
