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The Grammys Were Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good

January 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Music awards shows have been letting me down for years by being boring af, so I was legit shocked when last night’s Grammys entertained the hell out of me. Queen SZA lost Best New Artist to that teenage girl who goes to parties so she can complain abut how lame parties are, Alessia Cara, but overall the whole thing was great.

I have no intention on running through all the winners because that’s not really how I run this shit, but I am going to share some of my fave moments with you! In case you hadn’t notice, this whole blogging thing has become pure self-indulgence for me.

Stuff that Happened at the Grammys 2017

February 13th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So the Grammys happened last night and no one gave less of a shit than me. Well, except for maybe Frank Ocean. As I said in my previous post, I haven’t really cared much about the Grammys since 1999, but as a highly professional celebrity blogger, I’m going to write about them anyway.

For the most part, the Grammys weren’t SUPER political, but that being said, politics were obviously present. That’s just the world we’re going to live in for a while; awards shows are going to be angry and political. However, aside from Katy Perry’s political performance of her shitty new song, other stuff happened at the Grammys! Here’s a rundown.

Why Frank Ocean Wasn’t At The Grammys

February 13th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While a regular Grammys post is coming later today (even though I haven’t really cared about the Grammys since 1996…or like 1999 when Santana and Rob Thomas won all those awards for ‘Smooth’), I’d first like to talk about Frank Ocean’s Grammy and Taylor Swift diss.

Frank Ocean’s ‘Blonde’ was one of the most successful and critically acclaimed albums of 2016, so I’m sure a few people thought it was odd that it wasn’t nominated for a single Grammy. However, it’s less odd when you find out that Frank removed his album from Grammy consideration. Why, you ask? Well, kinda because of Taylor Swift.

Kanye West Brought His Douchebag Game To The Grammys

February 9th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

Gas prices are under $2.00, Missy Elliot is back to the top of the ITunes chart, and Justin Bieber is doing likeable shit again.? In case that weird deja vu feeling you have been experiencing hasn’t been strong enough, Kanye West straight up brought it back to 2009 last night at the Grammy’s.

Once again, Beyonc?’s biggest supporter, besides her leechy dad and trippy sister, made it known to the world that he felt Bey was robbed of an award she rightfully deserved.? And once again, West managed to do it in a way that was totally douchey and ill reasoned.

An American Horror Story: Fashion at the Grammys 2014

January 28th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I will argue with anyone who will listen about how American Horror Story: Coven is hands down the best season of American Horror Story in every way possible. Those bad bitches make my week! Well, if you tuned in to the Grammys on Sunday night, you’d see that apparently I’m not the only big fan of American Horror Story: Coven.

This year’s Grammys were like my fashion dreams come true. So much spooky witch fashion, it was Coven meets The Craft and I died and went to all black heaven. Madonna was like The Supreme of the Grammys and she brought her entire witches in training army with her. If you don’t know what I mean by Supreme, you maybe shouldn’t be reading a blog with a lot of AHS references.

Beyonce’s Incredible Booty was the Real Star Of The Grammys

January 28th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Last night, the Grammys did something very stupid: they had Beyonc? and Jay-Z do the opening number. Why was this a stupid move, you ask? Because for the rest of the night no one gave a shit about anything else that happened because everyone (celebs included) were still reeling from Beyonc?’s ass! Oh, and her amazing performance.

Jay-Z and Beyonc? fucking own the Grammys last night and once again reminded me why I will never be able to write a negative thing about these two, as they are fucking perfect. And given the fact half the world got on Instagram and Twitter to lose their minds about the performance, I have a feeling I’m not alone with my Beyonc?/Jay-Z love.

Badass J.Lo Shields Adele From A Crazy Asshole at the Grammys

February 13th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Thank God for J.Lo and that ferocious thigh! A Grammy-crasher nearly spoiled Sunday night’s festivities,?but?luckily Jennifer was on the case and he barely made it onto the stage before she cast him to dust.

The drama happened early in the telecast when J. Lo and Pitbull announced Adele as the winner of Best Solo Pop Performance. As Adele made her way on stage to collect her award, this asshole pops up?out of nowhere, threatening to destroy the world.

Justin Timberlake’s Suit and Tie Aren’t So Fashionable

February 11th, 2013 By Chris Starr

People of the world, rejoice! Justin Timberlake is literally bringing sexy back by simply existing in our lives and making sweet, sweet music. After a long hiatus, Timberlake’s decided to release a new album, called Suit and Tie, and he’s going all in on the branding and PR blitz that follows.

It seems like every moment he possibly gets he mentions it. Even the wearing of a suit and tie – one of his usual wardrobe staples – becomes an opportunity to scream loudly “HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I HAVE AN ALBUM OUT TITLED THE SAME THING I’M WEARING? HOW WEIRD RIGHT?!”

Rihanna’s Engaged And If You Say Anything About it Chris Brown Will Punch You

February 11th, 2013 By Chris Starr

Look carefully at this picture. It’s the end of society. And no, not in the way you think. Yes, it does look like some sort of creep alien overlord with a claw that could rip your eyes out has taken over the world and is about to put us into bondage and slavery but actually it’s the hand of Rihanna, taken last night at the Grammy awards.

So what, you might be saying? It’s a hand. But look closer.

The 5 Most Un-Listenable 2013 Grammy Nominees

February 10th, 2013 By Daniel Dockery

It's that time of the year again, where they put all of the most talented people in the world together in a room and give awards to a few of them. Oh, I'm sorry. I lied. That first sentence describes nothing that exists yet.

It is time for the Grammy?s, where hipsters get mad and people watch because suicide takes slightly more work. The Grammy?s, where the chance of finding new music is the same as the chance of Bigfoot photographing you. These are five of the most un-listenable songs that received Grammy nominations.