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Rihanna Wants To Show You Her Underboob, Leaving Us All Very Weary [NSFW]

August 14th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Rihanna. She likes sex. We geddit. She really, really likes sex. Talking about sex. She likes that too. And having sex. In a bed. With no clothes on. And getting her boobies out.

Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.

Say it over and over out loud, and soon the word loses all meaning and breaks down, sounding like suh-eh-ck-ss or some other utter nonsense. However, that doesn’t stop Rihanna from ramming her sexual self down everyone’s throats until only the simple and pimpled remain caring. And now, we have some pictures of Rihanna with very few clothes on indeed… and y’know something? We’re really quite bored now.

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Collaboration ‘Made Sense’ Even Though It Massively Didn’t

March 16th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

So, your ex beat the living shit out of you on the way to an awards ceremony. Just imagine. It’d take a helluva lot to forgive him right? Not if you’re Rihanna clearly. In fact, in the case of Rihanna and Chris Brown, no explanation is needed at all.

Even though the police report of the incident is one of the more harrowing things we’ve featured on these pages, it would appear we’re all just supposed to gloss over it. Everything is fine.

But that didn’t happen did it? Especially given that RiRi and Breezy (what is it with these infantile nicknames all the celebs have at the minute?) collaborated on some tunes recently. The closest thing we’re going to get to an explanation is Rihanna’s infuriating comments made this week.

Will Young Slags Off Rihanna, As If She Hasn’t Had Enough Trouble With Men

March 9th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Will Young is a proper grown-up now. He does quirky pop-videos, works with Groove Armada and even appears on popular British politics shows like Question Time. And all that with a slight lisp! How tremendous.

Of course, no-one should ever really have a go at Will Young because he’s being fast-tracked to National Institution. Slating him is like kicking Stephen Fry in the balls. It’d be like stealing John Hurt’s dinner money. It’d be like upsetting Stonehenge.

Not that this stops Will from vaguely berating people in a kinda sweet, vaguely gathered way, and his target is Rihanna who, in fairness, anyone with any sense is thoroughly tired of her now. So what’s the beef?

Adele Is Officially Better Than Michael Jackson

February 29th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Some people can't bear to move on and will stubbornly live in the past forever.?One group of people who can't escape the past are those loveable creatures that we call Michael Jackson fans.

How we chortle at their antics as they listen to their battered tape copies of his albums and trip over when they attempt to emulate his legendary moon walk. Heed our warning mind; anger these beasts and they?ll lash out violently.

Since the king of pop’s sudden death, nobody has officially taken his title. Lady Gaga has all sorts of gimmicks like Jackson had, such as that infamous meat dress. And to her advantage, they're all planned, unlike that Pepsi commercial. You can do all sorts in terms of marketing a product, but overall, that counts for nothing if you’re yesterday’s news as it is revealed that Adele is now officially better than Michael Jackson.

Chris Brown Flips Out And Steals A Woman’s iPhone!

February 24th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

In a bid to show the world he’s a changed man, Chris Brown is keen to show us all just how much he’s grown after beating up Rihanna in a car 3 years ago. All that help he’s got with his anger issues has now totally gone.

Well.

That’s if you don’t include his spat with Good Morning America where he tried to throw furniture through a window… and that time he shouted “F*** YOU!” at everyone in the world… and the time he got involved in a row with a WWE wrestler… and now, the allegation that he went beserk at a woman, snatched her iPhone from her and promptly stole it. Other than that, he’s as calm as a sleeping barnacle.

Chris Brown To Much Of A Wimp To Fight A WWE Wrestler?

February 23rd, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Shall we stop and consider the feelings for Chris Brown for a second? Poor Chris, even though the person he repeatedly punched in the face has forgiven him, the world can't move on. But why?s everyone being so stubborn about the issue? Is everyone just being a dick?

Violence is not good in a situation and just causes more harm. But when it's domestic abuse, things change dramatically. And it turns out that people aren't cool with the idea of a man hitting a woman. Consequently Chris Brown hasn't really received major seals of approval. Apart from Team Breezy of course, but their opinions don't count.

Sending tweets to Chris Brown?s Twitter account won't change anything and actually get him to apologise about the whole Rihanna incident. A few people and domestic abuse charities have spoken out against him. However, someone wants to genuinely teach Brown a lesson. Is it anyone rough and tough? Nope, just a scripted wrestler called CM Punk.

Friends Showing Concern Over Rihanna & Chris Brown’s Perfectly Reasonable Relationship

February 23rd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

People who claim to actually know Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly “terrified” that they’re going to get back together. Presumably because they think Ri is asking for a whupping and Breezy is cracking his knuckles in anticipation.

Meanwhile, all Rihanna has to say about it is “cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake” and if you don’t understand that joke, get to the foot of this article where you’ll find out.

So, despite absolutely no remorse from Brown and the pair guesting on each other’s songs recently, it looks pretty obvious that they’ll be romatically connected again soon, even if its only at the behest of the record companies who are thriving on all this (negative) attention. This leaves those close to the stars vomiting in anxiety.

Forgiveness Or Stupidity? Rihanna And Chris Brown Collaborate Despite The Punches

February 21st, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Guess what? Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. That’s right. All that domestic violence business has been clean forgotten about as the pair feature on each other’s records. That’s nice isn’t it? Aren’t you thrilled?

Two songs featuring the singers appeared online yesterday, with Breezy appearing on the remix of Rihanna’s song ‘Birthday Cake,’ while Ri guests on the remix of his ‘Turn Up the Music.’

And while the pair retweeted each other’s tracks and all seemed very pally indeed, everyone else either blindly accepts it and moves on, or asks the question: Is either of them actually going to speak about this publicly to condemn Brown’s beating and explain that it isn’t okay to knock seven bells out of your partner, that lessons have been learned and ‘here are the reasons we’re putting it all in the past’?

Even Seagulls Hate Chris Brown For What He Did To Rihanna

February 20th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Over the last few weeks, more and more people have come to realise how awful a person Chris Brown is. Yes, we are talking about that incident that involved Rihanna, but because he hasn't publicly admitted he is a total asshat, it angers us more.

With no real shock coming from the recent Grammy (awards apart from no Country & Western outshining Adele) it was up to Chris Brown to give ?idiots like us something to talk about. Just like a child whose been told off for accidentally eating too many cookies, he was forgiven by all and allowed back to the same award ceremony which started this whole diabolical mess, mainly on Rihanna?s face.

Whilst fellow musicians awkwardly welcomed him back, the police report that was subsequently released then got alarm bells ringing for many people with an ounce of sense. But in the animal world, tensions are still high as a flock of seagulls decided to give Chris Brown a taste of what it feels like to be assaulted.

Chris Brown: ‘I Promise I Won’t Beat You’ Chat-Up Line, Apparently

February 16th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Okay. Just a quick one here. Hands up if you want to hear a rumour about Chris Brown’s vile pickup line? Are you interested? Good, because it really is a stinker if it turns out to be true.

Apparently, Breezy – who pleaded guilty for felony assault on Rihanna – swaggered up to an attractive brunette on February 10th at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her this:

“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!”