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Top 3 Wasted Celebrities on Talk Shows

April 26th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Throughout the course of human history, there have been some truly?amazing?appearances on talk shows by completely shit-faced celebrities. It’s always magical when it happens … and I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we, the public, wish it happened more often.?

No one has ever believed those horseshit excuses about actors being nervous or?shy in interviews. It’s your job?to entertain people (for which you make an astronomical amount of money), and you can very well?have a chat in front of an adoring audience for a few minutes. However, if it helps you to get your drink on prior to (or during) the interview, then by all means chug-a-lug.

Cheryl Cole Set To Be ‘New Jonathan Ross’, Or: International Good Ideas Factory Closes Down For Business

January 4th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

Okay. Hands up. Who’s missed Cheryl Cole? Hello? Did you hear us? Why can we hear tendons snapping? Well – erm – YOU’RE IN LUCK!

For that X Factor Expert and all round amazing woman what is good at chatting to people on strange curved sofas that don’t exist anywhere except post-watershed Channel 4 programmes has ‘reportedly’ (and Jesus Christ, we use that term lightly, this story was pulled from Star Magazine, where half the office are frequented by Nick Hardman’s idea of what women look like, and the rest: Frogs) agreed to be the face of a new late night chat show, like that time they did it with Charlotte Church, as part of the What To Do With Down to Earth Welsh People Scheme of 2006.

Anyway, the consensus seems to be it’s going to be a show kind of on the same lines.

Twitter Tuesday: The TV Stars

August 7th, 2012 By David Schwartz

In the latest of our seemingly endless supply of celebrities on Twitter, this week we focus on TV ?personalities?.

Yes, as if dominating our television sets was not enough for some actors and presenters ? you can now read their private thoughts on Twitter.

So what earth-shattering insights have we discovered about the inhabitants of TV land? Now, we realise this is rather a sweeping statement ? but from what we can tell, TV stars spend half of their time eating and the other half talking about it.