Articles tagged with: GQ
Jennifer Aniston Naked, Also For The Animals (A Bit)
Here's some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston. It's obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that's primarily aimed at children, so it's obvious she'd end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim's Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine. But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn't just naked in GQ for her film - it's also to show everyone that she's happy. Happy! She's happy, OK? HAPPY!
Here's some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston. It's obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that's primarily aimed at children, so it's obvious she'd end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim's Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine. But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn't just naked in GQ for her film - it's also to show everyone that she's happy. Happy! She's happy, OK? HAPPY!
Megan Fox Announces Lesbian Stripper Love, All Teenage Boys Explode
As a terrifying sex cyborg sent back from the future to destroy mankind, Megan Fox knows exactly how much self-abuse she's responsible for. But even though she's easily caused enough teenage ejaculations to power a rocket trip to the moon, Megan Fox knows that her work is still not done. And that's why Megan Fox has told GQ magazine that she once had a sizzling lesbian relationship with a female stripper from Russia called Nikita. We can't congratulate Megan Fox enough for telling us this. Honestly, with the world's financial markets in meltdown and the worst recession for a century looming over us all, Megan Fox implying that she might have once rubbed her clodge against a stripper's clodge has single-handedly resuscitated the ailing tissue industry. Megan, we salute you.
As a terrifying sex cyborg sent back from the future to destroy mankind, Megan Fox knows exactly how much self-abuse she's responsible for. But even though she's easily caused enough teenage ejaculations to power a rocket trip to the moon, Megan Fox knows that her work is still not done. And that's why Megan Fox has told GQ magazine that she once had a sizzling lesbian relationship with a female stripper from Russia called Nikita. We can't congratulate Megan Fox enough for telling us this. Honestly, with the world's financial markets in meltdown and the worst recession for a century looming over us all, Megan Fox implying that she might have once rubbed her clodge against a stripper's clodge has single-handedly resuscitated the ailing tissue industry. Megan, we salute you.
Naomi Campbell Meets With Hugo Chavez, Touches His Muscles
If we ever got real close to Naomi Campbell the first thing we'd do is squinch our eyes and brace for impact.
Once any potential threat subsided we might become brave enough to ask her if we could please see the splinters in her knuckles that she's carried since the time she smashed her boyfriend's yacht to smithereens in less than ten punches.
