Articles tagged with: Government
China To Guns N’ Roses: ‘Hey, Wait A Minute…’
You know Chinese Democracy? The just-released album by Guns N' Roses that was titled to deliberately upset the Chinese government? Well, you'll never guess what it's just done. A newspaper published by the Chinese government's ruling Communist Party has got upset with the title Chinese Democracy, and accused Guns N' Roses of 'turning its spearpoint' on China. Not that the Chinese government has any real reason to worry about Guns N' Roses' spear - based on historical evidence we'd say that Axl Rose is going to spend the next 15 years polishing the spear to within an inch of its life, then get Shaquille O'Neal to do a rap about the spear, then build everybody's expectations of the spear to the extent that it'll be a horrible letdown to anyone who actually sees the spear. And then instead of stabbing anyone with it, he'll just go and have a wank anyway.
