Articles tagged with: Gossip Girl
Bromances Have Gone The Way Of Man Bangs
The bromance between Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick is no more. Theirs is the brotherly romance that never was. Yet they still started a million and one too obvious for words blind items. The pair have been in their cosy little non-love nest since 2007. In the early days of Gossip Girl they thought pooling together their assorted flat irons, gels and tubes of lube would be more cost-effective than each having their own crap. You will all remember the early days of Gossip Girl and the terrible Brylcreem drought of 2007. Right? That was a time when lots of young, straight males who were in danger of running out of hair products thought it best to shack up together rather than risk being forced to live a life devoid of coiffing.
The bromance between Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick is no more. Theirs is the brotherly romance that never was. Yet they still started a million and one too obvious for words blind items. The pair have been in their cosy little non-love nest since 2007. In the early days of Gossip Girl they thought pooling together their assorted flat irons, gels and tubes of lube would be more cost-effective than each having their own crap. You will all remember the early days of Gossip Girl and the terrible Brylcreem drought of 2007. Right? That was a time when lots of young, straight males who were in danger of running out of hair products thought it best to shack up together rather than risk being forced to live a life devoid of coiffing.
Hilary Duff Signs Up For Some TV Show We Don’t Watch
Remember that rumour that Hilary Duff was going to star in 90210? What a ridiculous rumour that was. Because, please. This is Hilary Duff we're talking about. Multi-millionaire singer and actress Hilary Duff. She'd never lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like 90210. That's absurd. But luckily, Hilary Duff would lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like Gossip Girl. So she has. It's great news for anyone who watches Gossip Girl and actively identifies themselves as a Hilary Duff fan. So that one creepy man must be thrilled.
Remember that rumour that Hilary Duff was going to star in 90210? What a ridiculous rumour that was. Because, please. This is Hilary Duff we're talking about. Multi-millionaire singer and actress Hilary Duff. She'd never lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like 90210. That's absurd. But luckily, Hilary Duff would lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like Gossip Girl. So she has. It's great news for anyone who watches Gossip Girl and actively identifies themselves as a Hilary Duff fan. So that one creepy man must be thrilled.
Gossip: Gossip Girl Girl Kelly Rutherford Is Pregnant
Nothing makes us happier than when a woman from a TV show we never watch announces that she's got a bun in the oven. So congratulations to Kelly Rutherford, who we're told is a) a star of Gossip Girl and b) pregnant. We're not experts on Gossip Girl or pregnancy, but we hear one involves backache, uncontrollable mood swings, a slack bladder, nausea and rabid constipation. The other one is pregnancy. This will be Kelly Rutherford's second child, following the birth of her... really, are you still actually reading this? Are people genuinely interested in Kelly Rutherfords's pregnancy? Weirdos.
Nothing makes us happier than when a woman from a TV show we never watch announces that she's got a bun in the oven. So congratulations to Kelly Rutherford, who we're told is a) a star of Gossip Girl and b) pregnant. We're not experts on Gossip Girl or pregnancy, but we hear one involves backache, uncontrollable mood swings, a slack bladder, nausea and rabid constipation. The other one is pregnancy. This will be Kelly Rutherford's second child, following the birth of her... really, are you still actually reading this? Are people genuinely interested in Kelly Rutherfords's pregnancy? Weirdos.
