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Human Centipede 2 Takes An Amazing ?942 At Box Office

November 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Ever woke up in the morning and thought to yourself “Hey! You know what I’d like to see today? A fat Northerner stapling someone’s mouth to an anus while jerking himself off with sandpaper!” Have you?

Then chances are, you’re Tom Six, the director of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), and barely anyone else.

See, the film has taken a hilarious ?942 at the box office after opening in the UK last weekend. Basically, no-one wants to see it AND pay for it. We suspect that it has been streamed and downloaded online (uncut) more times than anyone settling down in a cheese smelling cinema has.

Sneak Preview Of The Human Centipede 2 (Free Poster Inside!)

October 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

It’s time for the release of Human Centipede 2! Hurray! How we love a romantic comedy about a crazy copycat torturer and self-pleasuring yourself with stuff purloined from the tool box while being shouted at by your mum!

Is Hugh Grant in it?

Anyway, as the film is getting shown (States only thus far, but Limey won’t have long to wait, don’t fret) and such, so we thought we’d give you some teasers in the shape of some stills from the film (they’re very pleasant) and the promotional poster (tastefully minging) for you to gawp at. Ready?

The Human Centipede 2 Gets A Classification – Now A RomCom

October 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey divs! Great news! The romantic comedy, The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence, has been given a British Board of Film Classification today! How amazing is that? That means… well… you’ll illegally download it anyway as you’ll want to see all the nasty (funny) bits they hacked out.

Tom Six?s film – which to be perfectly honest, looks hilarious. A horror film set in the North of England with lousy acting? SIGN US UP! – has been given an 18 certificate, which means it can now be legally sold in the UK.

Of course, the BBFC had previously rejected the film, stating: “it is the Board?s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character?s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.? The BBFC also considered that The Human Centipede 2 may have even been in breach of the Obscene Publications Act or similar legislation.”

Yeah, right.

Movies From Beyond: Cannibal Cars And Flying Zombies!

August 7th, 2012 By hecklerspray staff

Welcome once again, to ?Movies From Beyond? your weekly celebration of the good, the bad and the ugly of films! We love horror and gore and all things drenched in blood and can only assume you're the same, so sit back and relax, oh, and feel free to use the sick bags?

As a rule we like films set on planes; (?Redeye? and ?Snakes on a Plane?) and we REALLY like horror movies set on planes.

So imagine our delight when we got our sweaty little paws on the recently released ?Quarantine 2? which combines air travel and zombies in a blood drenched spectacular we haven't seen the likes of since ?Flight of the Living Dead? dragged it's rotting corpse through passport control.

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Trailer Shows Yorkshiremen For The Depraved Maniacs They Really Are

September 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

How disappointing was The Human Centipede? Very, that’s what. It wasn’t even funny bad. It was just a marvellously disgusting idea executed badly. It was a veritable snoozefest that was watched by a million people illegally online just to see what the fuss was about.

At least Child’s Play managed to create some real life murderers.

And that’s the schtick for The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence). And you can see the trailer for it over the jump. Again, it looks like it’ll make you puke, but we’ll reserve judgement ’til we’ve actually sat down and watched it.

Movies From Beyond: Hobo With A Shotgun & The Monster Squad

August 7th, 2012 By hecklerspray staff

Welcome one and all to the much anticipated return of Movies From Beyond. It’s been a while and in the last year or so we have continued to watch some of the best worst b-movies, cult classics and horrortastic exploitation so you don’t have to…

…unless you want to see what happens when a man with a voice like a duck goes mad with a knife (‘New York Ripper’) or when an Army experiment escapes and eats a load of people (‘Sharktopus’) yes, you read that right, it’s a shark crossed with a octopus!

Now, what would you do if you saw a sex offender, dressed like Santa, knocking one out whilst watching kids in a playground? Oh, what’s that you say? Blow his face off with a 20 gauge? Well that’s exactly what screen legend Rutger Hauer (‘Blade Runner, The Hitcher’) does in the fantastically bonkers ‘Hobo With A Shotgun‘, the latest fake trailer (and SXSW winner) from ‘Grindhouse’ to get an expansion after ‘Machete’ saw release.

Dita Von Teese Has Offensive Boobies

January 13th, 2011 By Randy Figgins

Dita Von Teese, stocking wearing, burlesque performing, porcelain doll and former wife of Marilyn Manson has offensive boobies.? That’s according to CBS. Not us. We kind of like them.

The ever-so-lovely-if-a-little-bit-anaemic Von Teese was filming a guest appearance in CSI.? She will be playing a teacher who, shock-horror and surprise, moonlights as a burlesque performer.

Well, ping our garter elastic, there’s a surprise!? A burlesque performer playing a teacher who is, in fact, a burlesque performer. We hope that is not the big plot twist of the episode.

Saw – Going To Stop Trying To Make You Cry Vomit, Soon.

July 23rd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

The Saw franchise is a novel one. Basically, unlike most horror films, this one actively went out to try and make you puke your entire insides up through your tear-ducts. Instead of having ghouls and monsters and the like (which, it has to be said, are stupidly fun), Saw went about getting the protagonist in each film and making them do unspeakably grim things to themselves.

However, like all horror franchises, you get overkill. There’s only so much gore you can take before you find that you’ve stopped crying and dry-heaving and started masturbating furiously to it. Basically, after a while, violence and open-sores stop being horrible and start becoming… well… nothing really.

And it’s with that that Saw producer Oren Koules confirms that the seventh instalment in the series will be the last. Ever. Ever, ever, ever.