Until now, Gordon Ramsay’s biggest achievement was that he’d become famous despite looking like a pensioner’s ballbag.
But not any more – Gordon Ramsay has now eclipsed any celebrity or culinary fame he’d gained by becoming the swearingest man in British TV history. On Channel Four’s Ramsay’s Great British Nightmare on Friday, Gordon Ramsay managed to cram 132 uses of the F-word into a two-hour show, whipping up a flurry of outrage in the process.
Unconfirmed reports suggest that the world’s bear population responded to the news of Gordon Ramsay’s swearing by running off to have a quick dump in the woods.

