Articles tagged with: Gordon Ramsay
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 21 May 2009
10 - Enjoyed yesterday's Gordon Ramsay tribute? This one's better, and more self-explanatory - Gordonramsayswearsatyou 9 - Beards = serious: an explanation - Dailyfill 8 - A list of celebrities with one testicle. Each. Not between them. That'd be weird - Asylum 7 - The best addition to any boxing match in the history of time - Withleather
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 20 May 2009
10 - What's that? You want a gif of Gordon Ramsay pawing a woman on the boob? - Kuonji 9 - A Russian girl with an AK-47. Not sexy - I Am Bored 8 - If Lost characters told the truth. Splendid - Cracked 7 - The best page on Amazon. Fact - Amazon
Gordon Ramsay In ‘Fairly Dirty Mouth’ Shocker
Until now, Gordon Ramsay's biggest achievement was that he'd become famous despite looking like a pensioner's ballbag. But not any more - Gordon Ramsay has now eclipsed any celebrity or culinary fame he'd gained by becoming the swearingest man in British TV history. On Channel Four's Ramsay's Great British Nightmare on Friday, Gordon Ramsay managed to cram 132 uses of the F-word into a two-hour show, whipping up a flurry of outrage in the process. Unconfirmed reports suggest that the world's bear population responded to the news of Gordon Ramsay's swearing by running off to have a quick dump in the woods.
Until now, Gordon Ramsay's biggest achievement was that he'd become famous despite looking like a pensioner's ballbag. But not any more - Gordon Ramsay has now eclipsed any celebrity or culinary fame he'd gained by becoming the swearingest man in British TV history. On Channel Four's Ramsay's Great British Nightmare on Friday, Gordon Ramsay managed to cram 132 uses of the F-word into a two-hour show, whipping up a flurry of outrage in the process. Unconfirmed reports suggest that the world's bear population responded to the news of Gordon Ramsay's swearing by running off to have a quick dump in the woods.
Gordon Ramsay Allowed To Eat Nothing But Puffin Heart Forever
As everyone knows, catching a puffin with a net, pulling its still-warm heart of of its body and eating it is one of the most erotic things a person can do. Just look at Gordon Ramsay. Not so long ago Gordon Ramsay ate a puffin's heart on his TV show The F Word just to show what a triumphant lord of sex he really is. But, would you believe it, 42 people found the sight of Gordon Ramsay chewing on the just-dead heart of a beloved seabird offensive enough to complain about. Fortunately, though, Ofcom has decided that Gordon Ramsay didn't break any rules and is free to film himself gorging on raw blood-splattered puffin organs as much as he likes. That's lucky for Gordon Ramsay, because it's easy food for him - every year millions of migrating puffins have found welcome shelter from bad weather within the deep crevices of his angry face.
As everyone knows, catching a puffin with a net, pulling its still-warm heart of of its body and eating it is one of the most erotic things a person can do. Just look at Gordon Ramsay. Not so long ago Gordon Ramsay ate a puffin's heart on his TV show The F Word just to show what a triumphant lord of sex he really is. But, would you believe it, 42 people found the sight of Gordon Ramsay chewing on the just-dead heart of a beloved seabird offensive enough to complain about. Fortunately, though, Ofcom has decided that Gordon Ramsay didn't break any rules and is free to film himself gorging on raw blood-splattered puffin organs as much as he likes. That's lucky for Gordon Ramsay, because it's easy food for him - every year millions of migrating puffins have found welcome shelter from bad weather within the deep crevices of his angry face.
Paul McCartney Vs Gordon Ramsay! Sort Of!
Paul McCartney, the former Beatle who looks most like your nan, usually only likes to fight people with fewer legs than him. But now the gloves have come off, because Paul McCartney has just squared up to testicle-faced TV chef Gordon Ramsay in a magazine over a comment the chef made about wanting to electrocute some vegetarians. It's literally the most dramatic fight between two funny-looking millionaires about vegetables that Sainsbury's Magazine has ever seen. But who to side for? On one hand Paul McCartney was in the most famous band of all time and wrote Yesterday and Hey Jude, and on the other Gordon Ramsay can cook dinner quite well. Oh, this is a right bloody dilemma.
Paul McCartney, the former Beatle who looks most like your nan, usually only likes to fight people with fewer legs than him. But now the gloves have come off, because Paul McCartney has just squared up to testicle-faced TV chef Gordon Ramsay in a magazine over a comment the chef made about wanting to electrocute some vegetarians. It's literally the most dramatic fight between two funny-looking millionaires about vegetables that Sainsbury's Magazine has ever seen. But who to side for? On one hand Paul McCartney was in the most famous band of all time and wrote Yesterday and Hey Jude, and on the other Gordon Ramsay can cook dinner quite well. Oh, this is a right bloody dilemma.
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Private Eye magazine (like a more political hecklerspray. We might even liken it to inspiration) The Ninth Gate (released in 1999, stars Johnny Depp, was on Five a couple of weeks ago. A real growing cult of a movie; two-hours plus ...
