I swear in the next edition of the Oxford Dictionary, they should just replace the definitions of the words pretentious, smug, and uppity, with a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow.? Like numbers, her face means the same shit in any language.
Recently, Paltrow opened her GOOP hole and offended working mothers everywhere by implying her life was so much harder than theirs.? Basic bitches just have no idea how hard it is to be thin, Botoxed, and rich.