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Google Earth

10 - Now we know why we find hamsters so blinking sinister…

9 - Lots of things that are legal, yet utterly utterly terrifying – Cracked

8 – Here’s a lot of sort-of racist adverts – Videosurf

7 - Google Earth manages to make you feel even more desperately insignificant – NYT

6 – There is, apparently, such a thing as the Tough Guy Challenge. To compete, it looks like you need to be a bit of a nimrod – Boston

5 - Some people who used to be on Big Brother getting in and out of cars. You’re WELCOME! – Holymoly

4 - Spectacle wearer? Please consider this to be your inspiration - Chicagotribune

3 - 24 disgusting types of food. We’ve only managed one of them. There’s video evidence of that, too – Pics24h

2 - The most jaw-dropping instructional body-language video ever - I Am Bored

1 – Rick Astley‘s writing a movie. No, this is not a joke – Guardian

We're not all like you – we don't all use Google Earth to try and find topless women sunbathing in their garden. Some people use it to find massive spooky weirdness in arctic wildernesses.

Watch this video – it's of something that's shown up in Greenland on Google Earth. Apparently there's a perfectly straight, brightly-glowing object that's 50 miles long slap-bang in the middle of Greenland. What could it be? A mysterious government-controlled alien laboratory? A crashed UFO? A trick of the light? That 50-mile glowing dildo that your mum lost the other week? We just don't know.

One thing's for sure, though – the people need to be told! Or the people need to be ignored because they'll probably forget all about by the time they go to bed. One way or the other.