Tiger Woods is back! You remember him, he’s the one that made golf vaguely interesting for five minutes by having sex with every woman on Earth.
Fresh from his stint in rehab for sex addiction, a condition that only seems to affect pro-sportsmen, the golfing god has returned and passed down to us his latest gospel, the imaginatively titled, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.
EA were one of the few companies to stick with Tiger after he was struck down with a crippling case of horniness, mainly because without him they’d be lumbered with an officially licensed PGA game that didn’t have a bankable name gracing it’s cover and wouldn’t be able to shift any copies.
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So what if golf is played by the kind of smug cretinous goons who you would pretend not to notice were they getting ever limper under a dust cloud of ASBO fists on a late night bus – this game is amazing. It’s Golf. But it’s, like, Computer Golf.
All the same rules apply as with normal Golf – in that you use your stick to hit the gobstopper at the hole, or into your opponents face. Only, here you don’t have to dress up like a guffawing idiot who probably goes out for prostitutes when no one’s looking. Read More >>>
Ask your average bloke in the pub what his favourite sport is and you’re likely to get the response ‘football’.
Dig a little deeper about why he prefers to watch twenty two men running around a field getting sweaty, muddy and flustered and he’ll say “There’s tons of stuff going on. The decisions the ref gets wrong, shots hitting the post or being saved and all the foreign people diving”.
That’s what we like to see. A group of blokes sitting round shoving piss-stained peanuts down their gullets and worshipping at the alter that is the 52 inch HDTV.
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