Articles tagged with: Golden Statue
George Michael To Buy Own Head For £1 Million
December 26th of every year hecklerspray starts compiling its Christmas list for the next holiday season. Thus far our 2008 compilation consists of things like a baby dolphin, a man-servant to drag said dolphin around and help make our parents jealous, and a life-size bust of George Michael's head made completely out of gold, diamonds and a deliciously nougatty center. We're 90% sure there's a baby dolphin in a box under our mother's bed, and we've noticed someone put man-servant.com on our internet browser's favorites list, so we really think our first two examples are covered. As far as the gold and diamond Michael bust goes though - we're quickly losing hope. The singer himself is said to be ordering the only one available. It's a good idea if you think about it though, because the statue can sit at the steering wheel with its eyes propped way open if he wanted another boozy parked car pass-out. That'll mean less tickets.
December 26th of every year hecklerspray starts compiling its Christmas list for the next holiday season. Thus far our 2008 compilation consists of things like a baby dolphin, a man-servant to drag said dolphin around and help make our parents jealous, and a life-size bust of George Michael's head made completely out of gold, diamonds and a deliciously nougatty center. We're 90% sure there's a baby dolphin in a box under our mother's bed, and we've noticed someone put man-servant.com on our internet browser's favorites list, so we really think our first two examples are covered. As far as the gold and diamond Michael bust goes though - we're quickly losing hope. The singer himself is said to be ordering the only one available. It's a good idea if you think about it though, because the statue can sit at the steering wheel with its eyes propped way open if he wanted another boozy parked car pass-out. That'll mean less tickets.
