There’s always someone on TV spouting some fashion related twaddle about upcoming Autumn/Winter looks and how on-trend leggings are, and they’re generally all giant weeping arseholes.
If it isn’t Gok Wan molesting women and masquerading it as appreciation of the female form then it’s that nad-less Mark Heyes spouting how great different shades of red are. Not even taking into account people with colour blindness. That’s how much of a monster he is. And then there’s Jason Gardiner.
But one woman stands aside from all of those gushing Anna Wintour Wannabes and fights for the customer’s desire to get good customer service, taking under her designer wing a whole range of businesses from bakeries, charity shops and garden centres (probably). That woman is Mary Portas of course. Imagine how angry you would be if you’d just read 140 words and this was all about Fern Britton.
According to lie-factory Wikipedia, Gok Wan’s name means Noisy Big City, but it would be far more appropriate if he were called Nosy Big Twat. 
