Articles tagged with: Godfather
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie To Inflict Bono On Twins From Birth
If you had to pick any celebrity to be your godfather, who would it be? Chances are right now you're thinking "Honestly, anyone but Bono." Bono would be a terrible godfather. The worst. Imagine it. Instead of going to the zoo he'd take you for a day out to an audiovisual lecture on Third World tuberculosis. Imagine it. "What birthday present have you got me this year, Bono? Oh, a beehive for an African village? Another one? You shouldn't have." But tell that to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - they've apparently asked Bono to be their newborn twins' godfather. It might seem like a clever, worthy thing to do now, but heed this Brad Pitt - the day that little Knox Leon barges in prattling on about Burmese monks when you're busy trying to complete Call Of Duty 4, there'll be nobody to blame but yourself.
If you had to pick any celebrity to be your godfather, who would it be? Chances are right now you're thinking "Honestly, anyone but Bono." Bono would be a terrible godfather. The worst. Imagine it. Instead of going to the zoo he'd take you for a day out to an audiovisual lecture on Third World tuberculosis. Imagine it. "What birthday present have you got me this year, Bono? Oh, a beehive for an African village? Another one? You shouldn't have." But tell that to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - they've apparently asked Bono to be their newborn twins' godfather. It might seem like a clever, worthy thing to do now, but heed this Brad Pitt - the day that little Knox Leon barges in prattling on about Burmese monks when you're busy trying to complete Call Of Duty 4, there'll be nobody to blame but yourself.
SPRAY COUNTDOWN: Sequels Better Than The Originals
Oh, and the fact that Hollywood hasn't come up with any original ideas for years. And when they do they want to make the most of it. But sometimes sequels can actually eclipse the original.
But anyway, here goes:
Everyone knows that sequels generally suck. Let's face it, the only reason Hollywood comes up with a second helping is to cash in on the success of the original.
Oh, and the fact that Hollywood hasn't come up with any original ideas for years. And when they do they want to make the most of it. But sometimes sequels can actually eclipse the original.
It's certainly rare. For every Godfather Part II there is a Speed 2, Ocean's 12 and Another 48 Hours waiting in the wings. For God's sake, this was going to be a a top 10, but we could only think of five.
But anyway, here goes:
