Amy Winehouse is off the drugs – we know this because we saw a picture of her in a bikini on a beach recently.
And, as everyone knows, drug addicts are allergic to bikinis. Or something. Anyway, the important thing is that Amy Winehouse is off the drugs. And as a normally-functioning member of normal society, Amy Winehouse has decided to concentrate on business. Specifically the business of spending a million quid on trying to make her 12-year-old goddaughter as famous as she is.
Once again, we’d just like to point out that Amy Winehouse is off the drugs. Apparently.
