Articles tagged with: God
Katy Perry’s Parents Aren’t Impressed, and Homosexuals Hate Her Too
Katy Perry once kissed a girl and she liked it, if her personal reports are to be believed. Though when we have a confession to make we don't normally make a literal song and dance about it, we can accept that this is the modern age and those youngsters do things differently. But according to some sources, Katy Perry's parents don't see it that way, and have registered their disgust at their daughter's activities and apparent sexual escapades. Then we find out that Katy thinks her parents were misquoted, and that they are fully supportive of her career. But which is it, Katy - which is it?! Are you a libertine whose parents don't like you? Are you a mental and a Christian (peas in a pod) who likes the lesbians and has supportive parents? We need to know.
Katy Perry once kissed a girl and she liked it, if her personal reports are to be believed. Though when we have a confession to make we don't normally make a literal song and dance about it, we can accept that this is the modern age and those youngsters do things differently. But according to some sources, Katy Perry's parents don't see it that way, and have registered their disgust at their daughter's activities and apparent sexual escapades. Then we find out that Katy thinks her parents were misquoted, and that they are fully supportive of her career. But which is it, Katy - which is it?! Are you a libertine whose parents don't like you? Are you a mental and a Christian (peas in a pod) who likes the lesbians and has supportive parents? We need to know.
Brace Yourselves: Foxy Brown’s Out Of Jail
We're not joking. Lock your doors, strap down your children and only go to sleep if you're wearing full body armour - Foxy Brown is out of jail. On Friday afternoon Foxy Brown was finally set free from Riker's Island jail, where she'd been serving time for probation violation stemming from a fight with some manicure workers. And, although the world has changed drastically in the eight months since she was first imprisoned, Foxy Brown has gone all out to prove that she's changed even more. In fact, Foxy Brown has publicly stated that she believes God put her in jail for a reason. Which is actually true - it's just that the reason happened to be that Foxy Brown is a mental lunatic who couldn't be more violent if you cross-bred her with a wasp.
We're not joking. Lock your doors, strap down your children and only go to sleep if you're wearing full body armour - Foxy Brown is out of jail. On Friday afternoon Foxy Brown was finally set free from Riker's Island jail, where she'd been serving time for probation violation stemming from a fight with some manicure workers. And, although the world has changed drastically in the eight months since she was first imprisoned, Foxy Brown has gone all out to prove that she's changed even more. In fact, Foxy Brown has publicly stated that she believes God put her in jail for a reason. Which is actually true - it's just that the reason happened to be that Foxy Brown is a mental lunatic who couldn't be more violent if you cross-bred her with a wasp.
God Hates Heath Ledger, Apparently
Remember that show Louis Theroux did with the charming folk of the Westboro Baptist Church, you know – the ones who picketed funerals of servicemen in Iraq and people who died of AiDS? Well, guess who’s gonna gatecrash Heath Ledger's funeral?
You see, Heath Ledger starred in Ang Lee’s Brokeback Mountain as a gay man. And so, the Church (who, it must be said, do not represent the views of the Christian majority) have released a statement:
"Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God Almighty. [He] is now in Hell and has begun serving his eternal sentence there."
