If you watched Channel 4?s titillating documentary, ?My Phone Sex Secrets,? then somewhere, in the back of your mind will undoubtedly be the notion that maybe you could breathe heavily down a phone at some random wanking pervert whilst being paid by the minute.

Well that's what ex Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall thought, as he's opened up his own premium rate phone line, there?ll probably be marginally less wanking but, given Neville?s rather robust frame, there is sure to be a lot of heavy breathing.

Curious fans or a very niche subset of the pervert community can now log on to asknevillesouthall.com and pay to receive either an email, costing ?49, or a one hour long call from the great man, for a recession busting ?99.