Remember we were giving away some tickets for Global Gathering? Well, you can stop entering now! That’s because Tilly Price has won! And Tilly sent us a picture, showing us her celebrations, having some tiny drug-dealer fish eat bits of her feet off, which is just lovely.
We asked you to come up with a new genre, which saw most of you pathetic swine simply shouting “PLEASE! PLEASE LET ME WIN! I WANNA GO!” which isn’t even entering the spirit of the thing. As punishment, we’ve forwarded your names and emails to nefarious spambots.