Guest blog! Amy Grindhouse!
Model Gisele Bundchen recently gave an interview to Vanity Fair magazine that left many in the industry and beyond scratching their lace-front weaves with confusion.
The leggy Brazilian must have baked in the sun too long, or perhaps ingested too much toxic fake bake, as she seemed a little confused.
In a world where money and celebrity clout can easily buy your way around the adoption process and reality is nothing but a distant dream, perhaps it is no real surprise that Gisele has no idea whom she has given birth to recently.
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There's more to being a model than standing around all dead-eyed in a procession of impractically gaudy outfits while a European man with an unpronounceable name shouts a series of inanely useless instructions at you, you know.
Because it's a little-known fact that to be a model you also have to have several first-class degrees from the world's finest universities in everything from logical empiricism to advanced economic studies otherwise it doesn't count.
Luckily Gisele Bundchen has all of these qualifications and is therefore eminently capable of delivering sweeping statements about the condition of the world's currency markets whenever she feels like it. And that's what Gisele has done – she doesn't want to be paid in dollars ever again, partly over fears of its stability and partly because she probably overheard a bloody fashion designer's assistant say that coins are so last season and that seashells will be the must-have denomination once.
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