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Stephanie Seymour Nude – She’s the Perfect Trophy Wife! (97 PICS)

Most children of the 80s and 90s remember Stephanie Seymour as the scantily clad bombshell who graced countless magazine covers with her open-lipped pout.

A lovely specimen from childhood, at sixteen she parlayed a handful of small-time modeling gigs into international eminence, managing to bed the married founder of Elite Model Management, John Casablancas, in the process. She moved on to bigger fish, however, enjoying dalliances with the likes of Warren Beatty and Axl Rose.

But it was billionaire-in-need-of-a-trophy-wife Peter Brant who finally landed this lass. Their marriage has been rocky, to say the least. In between the red carpet preening and charity gala schmoozing, there have been allegations of pill-popping, drunken rampages, infidelity and bad parenting.

Elsa Hosk Nudes Found – Will Make You Extremely Aroused (57 PICS)

If a super computer were going to build the perfect Swedish supermodel, it would probably end with a woman who looks a lot like Elsa Hosk.

The lanky blonde Victoria’s Secret model was discovered while in high school but didn’t take her modeling career seriously she had spent two years playing basketball for the Swedish equivalent to the WNBA. She then won the 2012 season of Sweden’s Top Model, which included an introduction to Victoria’s Secret.

Since then, Hosk has appeared in the annual Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show and in 2015 was named on of the Victoria’s Secret “Angels.” Which really just means you wear oversized white angel wings while you model skimpy lingerie that push up your boobs.

Gisele Bundchen Nudes Revealed – They’re All Here! (PICS)

Once the highest earning model in the world, Brazilian hottie Gisele Bundchen is known for many things but mainly her hot body and killer legs.

Although she was born in Brazil, Bundchen is of 100% German heritage and looks the part too. We’ve never been big on her facial features but you have to admit, she has incredible charisma.. especially on-stage. Being 180cm tall (5′ 11″) doesn’t hurt one bit too.

She’s famous for her stunning high stepping cat walk where she kicks her legs out in front and moves like a bitch slaying boss of the universe. Look at that fucking walk:

20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

March 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).

Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.

The 10 Most Beautiful Families in Hollywood

June 10th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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To the surprise of no one, Hollywood is filled with hot babes. Hell, I make a minor living talking about how beautiful everyone is, and, in most cases, sexiness doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Hollywood doesn’t just have hot families, it has straight up stunning families where everyone looks so perfect you could just barf (well, I couldn’t. I have esophagus problems).

Trying to pick just ten families that epitomize perfection was easier said than done, but these ten will probably make you look at your own family and say “Oh my god, I never realized what hideous hobos you all were!” and look at your children and say?”Get cute, ugly!”

Gisele Bundchen is the Most Obnoxious Mom in the World

December 13th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Gisele Bundchen took to?Instagram to post a picture of herself?getting ready for another hard day of standing and posing.? Her mini Brady?child makes an appearance in it as well, lest we forget?when seeing her major inner thigh gap that she gave birth to?not one, but two children?with amazing freaking genetics. ?In the photo, she is?giving her baby the liquid gold from her chichis, while getting bedazzled up by a team of stylists.

The message she was going for “Look at how well I multitask!”? but it comes off totally ridiculous and just plain obnoxious.? Is it really impressive to sit around with a baby on the teet while a team of paid individuals brushes your hair for you and paints your nails?? When you are just sitting on your ass, doing no tasks on your own, can you really claim to be doing any work?

Do you think she even wipes her own ass, or is there someone hired for that task too?

Gisele Bundchen Is Sick Of Photoshop, The World Is Sick Of Gisele

May 28th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Break out the cake and balloon animals, because it’s time we all threw Gisele Bundchen a pity party.?

The former Victoria’s Secret angel is urging the fashion world to ditch the Photoshop when it comes to advertising campaigns, saying that “our imperfections are what makes us unique and beautiful”. Uh huh, come back when you’ve got a hunchback, moustache and wonky eyes, then we might start taking your thoughts on imperfection seriously.

Gisele Bundchen Wants Your Baby

April 1st, 2009 By Amy Grindhouse

Guest blog! Amy Grindhouse!

Model Gisele Bundchen recently gave an interview to Vanity Fair magazine that left many in the industry and beyond scratching their lace-front weaves with confusion.

The leggy Brazilian must have baked in the sun too long, or perhaps ingested too much toxic fake bake, as she seemed a little confused.

In a world where money and celebrity clout can easily buy your way around the adoption process and reality is nothing but a distant dream, perhaps it is no real surprise that Gisele has no idea whom she has given birth to recently.

Americans! Gisele Has No Need For Your Puny Dollars

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

There's more to being a model than standing around all dead-eyed in a procession of impractically gaudy outfits while a European man with an unpronounceable name shouts a series of inanely useless instructions at you, you know.

Because it's a little-known fact that to be a model you also have to have several first-class degrees from the world's finest universities in everything from logical empiricism to advanced economic studies otherwise it doesn't count.

Luckily Gisele Bundchen has all of these qualifications and is therefore eminently capable of delivering sweeping statements about the condition of the world's currency markets whenever she feels like it. And that's what Gisele has done – she doesn't want to be paid in dollars ever again, partly over fears of its stability and partly because she probably overheard a bloody fashion designer's assistant say that coins are so last season and that seashells will be the must-have denomination once.