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Jamie Lynn Spears Sent Sarah Palin’s Kid Nothing, Actually
Heartbreaking news - Sarah Palin's illegitimate grandkid will grow up bereft of overpriced burp cloths with 'Yummy' embroidered on them. You know those reports yesterday saying that Jamie Lynn Spears had sent Bristol Palin a bunch of baby gifts as a kindly reminder that she isn't the only teenage girl to bring shame on her family by letting a redneck hump her without a condom until she got pregnant? Yeah, didn't happen. Jamie Lynn Spears' mother Lynne has denied the whole story. If that's the case, poor old Bristol Palin. It's one thing to illuminate the schism between Sarah Palin's personal and professional ideals while watching her unborn baby get hijacked as a political football by all sides, but getting the stinkeye from Zoey 101? That has to sting.
Heartbreaking news - Sarah Palin's illegitimate grandkid will grow up bereft of overpriced burp cloths with 'Yummy' embroidered on them. You know those reports yesterday saying that Jamie Lynn Spears had sent Bristol Palin a bunch of baby gifts as a kindly reminder that she isn't the only teenage girl to bring shame on her family by letting a redneck hump her without a condom until she got pregnant? Yeah, didn't happen. Jamie Lynn Spears' mother Lynne has denied the whole story. If that's the case, poor old Bristol Palin. It's one thing to illuminate the schism between Sarah Palin's personal and professional ideals while watching her unborn baby get hijacked as a political football by all sides, but getting the stinkeye from Zoey 101? That has to sting.
Don’t Worry Sarah Palin, Jamie Lynn Spears Feels Your Pain
Now that she's officially the world's most prematurely randy underage teenager, Bristol Palin must feel like she hasn't got a friend in the world. But it's OK, because there's one girl thousands of miles away who knows exactly what Bristol Palin's going through, and that's former pregnant teenager Jamie Lynn Spears. According to reports, Jamie Lynn Spears was so moved by the story of how Sarah Palin's daughter had loads of underage unprotected sex with a redneck hockey player until she ended up getting accidentally pregnant that she's sent her a gift. And, who knows, Jamie Lynn Spears might even end up making the trip to Alaska to teach Bristol Palin all about the joys of becoming a young mother. Or at least she would if only her little brat would stop screaming and crying and begging for attention and stealing the best years of her life away from her all the time. But otherwise, yeah.
Now that she's officially the world's most prematurely randy underage teenager, Bristol Palin must feel like she hasn't got a friend in the world. But it's OK, because there's one girl thousands of miles away who knows exactly what Bristol Palin's going through, and that's former pregnant teenager Jamie Lynn Spears. According to reports, Jamie Lynn Spears was so moved by the story of how Sarah Palin's daughter had loads of underage unprotected sex with a redneck hockey player until she ended up getting accidentally pregnant that she's sent her a gift. And, who knows, Jamie Lynn Spears might even end up making the trip to Alaska to teach Bristol Palin all about the joys of becoming a young mother. Or at least she would if only her little brat would stop screaming and crying and begging for attention and stealing the best years of her life away from her all the time. But otherwise, yeah.
