We’re not really sure why, but this weekend saw the release an unusually large amount of movies.
One of them features several pig-ugly, slime-covered sub-humans who look like they suffer from chronic hygiene problems. But sadly Bandslam didn’t even make the US weekend box office top five this week. Instead, alien sci-fi movie District 9 is number one.
Do you see what we did there? We said that Vanessa Hudgens looks dirty and slimy. She isn’t, of course. At least not until her next batch of naked photos hit the internet. We give it a fortnight.
Right then, GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is the number one movie at the weekend box office. This much we know.
