Articles tagged with: G.I Joe
GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Eye-Waggles The Weekend Box Office
Right then, GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is the number one movie at the weekend box office. This much we know. But that’s it. That’s literally it. Ahead of its release, Paramount decided not to screen GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra for anyone - and we’re not stupid enough to actually pay to see it - so we haven’t got the slightest clue what happens anywhere in the movie whatsoever. We think it’s got a cobra in it. And some bloke called Joe. And it’s about Action Man, so none of the characters have any genitals. That would make sense.
Right then, GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is the number one movie at the weekend box office. This much we know. But that’s it. That’s literally it. Ahead of its release, Paramount decided not to screen GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra for anyone - and we’re not stupid enough to actually pay to see it - so we haven’t got the slightest clue what happens anywhere in the movie whatsoever. We think it’s got a cobra in it. And some bloke called Joe. And it’s about Action Man, so none of the characters have any genitals. That would make sense.
Top 5 Future Movie Letdowns of 2009
It is as inevitable as day turning into night, Gordon Ramsay swearing and every odd numbered Star Trek movie being rubbish* – the summer blockbuster season is always ripe with disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but it’s true; this year has already proven that! - hello Wolverine, hello Terminator: Salvation - but there is hope and hype on the horizon - the year isn’t over yet. So here at hecklerspray we have decided to compile a list of films that you shouldn't be looking forward to, no matter what anybody says. *Proven wrong this year so the list is fallible.
It is as inevitable as day turning into night, Gordon Ramsay swearing and every odd numbered Star Trek movie being rubbish* – the summer blockbuster season is always ripe with disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but it’s true; this year has already proven that! - hello Wolverine, hello Terminator: Salvation - but there is hope and hype on the horizon - the year isn’t over yet. So here at hecklerspray we have decided to compile a list of films that you shouldn't be looking forward to, no matter what anybody says. *Proven wrong this year so the list is fallible.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 23 April 2009
10 - It's St George's Day! Let's remind ourselves why that's so important - YouTube 9 - Like soap operas? Like rocks? Then you're going to love this - Rocksoapopera 8 - Ladies and gentlemen - Bohemian Rhapsody played on an old-fashioned printer! - Electricroulette 7 - Want to see something that's like the new GI Joe film only obviously better? Then here you are - Electricspectre
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 29 January 2009
10 - Oh, men who trample on the skulls of other men, what would the internet be without you... 9 - DAMON ALBARN ON A BIKE! - Popsugar 8 - Here are some posters for that GI Joe movie you don't care about - Latinoreview 7 - The most harrowing news we've read in ...
Sienna Miller Gets Covered In Blood For GI Joe
A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie - the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last. However, is GI Joe actually going to be any good? Hardly, because a) it's got Dennis Quaid in it, b) ...
A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie - the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last. However, is GI Joe actually going to be any good? Hardly, because a) it's got Dennis Quaid in it, b) ...
G.I. Joe Gets Movie Makeover
Following the gargantuan success of Transformers, it would seem that the studios are literally falling over themselves to create films based on best-selling toys that will spawn whole new generations of best-selling toys - a bit like the life cycle of Giger's Alien, but with parts that may prove a choking hazard to children aged three and under.
Latest toy-update on the agenda? Well, hecklerspray had its money on Boglins: an all-action reimagining starring Renee Zellweger and a CGI Les Dawson. Alas, we were wrong.
It turns out that G.I. Joe is the next big name coming your way.
