When we make lists, they’re usually pretty easy to do. You just take your own opinion of something, prioritise it and throw it in an article without giving the consequences much thought. As such, we still have people arguing the toss (pun intended) over our ‘Top’ Sci-Fi babes & newscasters.
Of course, some lists aren’t that easy to come up with and require rigorously observed criteria in order to make them acceptable for the delicate eyes of our readers.
Our quest was long and arduous but we got there in the end.
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There are certain places that you’re allowed to swear: in the bedroom of a loved one during some sort of steamy romp, a rum-fuelled pool party round Samuel L. Jackson’s house, a Derek & Clive record.
But there are other places where it’s not so cool to swear: in the bedroom of a dying relative during some sort of last rites, a fundraiser for a Pentecostal Church-sponsored under-eight’s netball team, ON AMERICAN TELEVISION AT ANY TIME AT ALL.
What happens when sweary movies are shown on some of the more sensitive US networks? I mean, the best films feature those dastardly curse-words, don’t they? Whether it’s Joe Pesci telling some ‘C-word’ to go ‘eff his Mother’, Jason Statham telling you to ‘suck his so and so’ or Clark Gable telling Olivia de Havilland in Gone With The Wind that, “Quite frankly, you fucking slag, I couldn’t give a fisherman’s piss!”
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If, like us, your life-long dream of turning Ghostbusting into a viable profession has you worried that searching graveyards at night for a spectral anomalies may make you seem like a weird old perv, then fear not. We’ve compiled some of the scariest videos around for you to peruse at the scariest time of year: March!
To celebrate the upcoming Paranomal Entity coming to DVD, join us now as we do our best to make this unbelievable crap make you unbelievably crap yourself, after the jump..
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Hunting high and low.
Folded:
- Legendary Usain Bolt on Top Gear (runs fast, drives fast, and all this on a diet of Chicken Nuggets. Fact)
- Music on Rabbit Chat and Date (okay so most of it’s keyboard crap, but one of the tracks does sound a bit like Tub Scene by David Holmes)
- Gormley’s Plinth (if only because it’s given Daily Mail readers something else to moan about other than immigrants)
- Ghostbusters The Video Game (surprisingly frustrating to play, but fun to sit and listen to)
- The Stateside Candy Co. (get fat on cool American sweets without ever having to go there)
Creased:
- Penultimate episode from season 3 of The Wire – BBC2 (the revealing scene between Stringer and Maury was well written, and it’s still a great show, but on the whole this episode was too far fetched and silly)
- Nicole Kidman (god knows what’s happened here)
- The Mini-Sneeze (you know that pointless little sneeze some people do? Sounds a bit like The Knights Who Say Nee from Monty Python? Yeah, well it’s really annoying)
- James Cracknell (seems like a real git on On Thin Ice, doesn’t he?)
- Silly horsey girl presenters on BBC Three (this channel’s idea of regional is Chelsea)
Half and half.
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