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Demi Moore Nudes Are Everywhere You Look (79 PICS)

demi moore nudeOne of the hottest MILFs of all time, Demi Moore was best known for her work in the movies Ghost, Striptease and G.I. Jane. If you’re looking for her nudes, you’ll find plenty of them right here.

Way back in 1981, Demi Moore was just a teen and she posed nude for the adult magazine Oui. These pictures featuring full frontal nudity and revealed a very young and fresh looking Ms Moore, who apparently doesn’t like to shave down there. It’s an 80’s thing.

Take a trip down memory lane with a recap of Demi’s former glory. Look at how fresh she looks before all that surgery:

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Paris Jackson And Justin Bieber To Shag With Unswerving Predictability

January 27th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

When Michael Jackson was alive (he’s very much dead these days), he ended up getting married to Lisa Marie Presley. It was weird. The King Of Pop shacking up with The King Of Rock ‘n’ Roll’s daughter. Mixing pop royalty like that… it’s incestuous and odd.

And guess what is going to happen?

That’s right, with a little bit of history repeating itself, Michael’s daughter – Paris Jackson – is giving the sex-eye to pop midget, Justin Bieber. You can just imagine the people behind both of these veritable toddlers advising them about how good a relationship with each other would be for their careers. Blecch!

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Michael Jackson?s Glee Episode Is Imminent (Don’t Let Him In A School!)

January 27th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Americans have loads of stuff that's essentially just for them, but occasionally seeps into the cultural mindset of others. Even though its just rounders for men, they call it the ?world series? even though only American teams compete.

Then there's the general extra injection of happiness and excitement that all Americans possess. Even going to the toilet to expel waste results in over enthusiastic whoops, screams and cheers, almost like they've passed a sparkly stool.

TV is, sometimes, America’s best export. But then again, this is the same nation that still churns out The Simpsons despite all its charm vanishing years ago. One giant success is Glee, even though it is essentially a TV version of High School Musical, but even more sweet and sickly. And the series is about to broadcast a tribute Michael Jackson episode. What could possibly go wrong?

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Gray Ghost Sits On A Baby’s Chest

August 7th, 2012 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

Any haunting aficionado will tell you that there are three main kinds of ghosts; those of Christmas past, those of Christmas present & Stay Puft Marshmallow men. Occasionally, however, a fourth kind of ghost pops up.

This is the kind that haunts into children’s rooms in the middle of the night, sits on their chests & gabs about their ghostly day so long the poor kids end up sleeping in their finger paint by noon next day.

A spooky and specific account of this type is waiting for you after the jump.

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Pete Doherty Is Being Haunted By The Ghost Of Amy Winehouse (Who Is Slagging His Music Off Too)

November 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Repulsive pus hammock, Pete Doherty, has stopped injecting scabs into his arms just long enough to decide that he’s being haunted by the recently deceased Amy Winehouse. No. Honestly. That’s what he’s saying.

The former Libertine and Babyshambler was, of course, friends with Winehouse when she was alive. They probably shared a needle or ten while drinking Tenants Super while passing out in front of Cash In The Attic.

Anyway, he honestly believes that the late singer is visiting his London home in spectral form. Of course, Pete being the delusional dipstick that he is, he’s run off to Paris to get away from this apparition. Surely ghosts can travel to Paris if they’re able to come from the afterlife? Either way, The Ghost Of Winehouse is doing something brilliant – SLAGGING HIS WRETCHED, DERIVATIVE MUSIC OFF!

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The Ghost Of Gordon The Gopher Shall No Longer Haunt Holly Willoughby

March 25th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Holly Willoughby who is no longer scared of ghostsLadies and gentleman, a modern day miracle has occurred, Holly Willoughby has been cured of her fear of ghosts, much to the delight of Phillip Schofield?s long dead career.

Willoughby, also affectionately known as the Willobooby, suffered from Spectrophobia (which it turns out is a genuine phobia and not a bad 70s sci fi series) so badly that she was once reduced to tears on the set of This Morning after a segment about ghostly apparitions.

Wooooooooooooo! *rattles chains*

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Haunted Princess Theatre

January 25th, 2010 By Shawn Lindseth

FedericiAwesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

Frederick Baker was an opera singer – and he loved his job. He enjoyed it so much, in fact, that he still shows up for work even though he’s been deceased for over a century. He died during a performance, you see, and opera house visitors who’ve never even heard of him claim to see his ashen figure still lurking about.

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Return Of Michael Jackson’s Ghost

January 17th, 2010 By Shawn Lindseth

Michael-JacksonAwesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

Say what you will, but upon being embraced by the cold arms of death, we really don’t thing you’ll change much on the other side. Nerds will still be nerdy, the dull will still be dully, and Michael Jackson‘s ghost is still using incredibly sexy children as his playtime muses.

This time in Zimbabwe, according to a school full of witnesses.

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Michael Jackson’s Ghost Warned Amy Winehouse Off Drugs. Obviously.

July 29th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Amy Winehouse, michael jackson, ghost, st lucia, mediumThe day the forces of the undead and the deaddead join together in an unholy union has arrived. Live in fear, peons.

For you see, the recently (the other year) died-but-didn’t Amy Winehouse has been haunted by the ghost of the recently (the other month) died-but-did Michael Jackson.

But why did Jackson visit her, of all people? Why, to warn her of the dangers of drugs, obviously.

It would seem his spirit learned faster than his body did.

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Awesome Or Off-Putting: Ghost Drags 13-Year-Old Boy Through House

July 20th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

casper-the-friendly-ghostAwesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

When we think of hauntings there are two images that usually come to mind. The first is of a semi-transparent Bill Cosby from Ghost Dad trying to convince you yet again that Pudding Pops are delicious. Terrifying, right?

The second, from now on, is of a spectre picking up a 13-year-old boy and dragging him physically through his house – like what happened in this case…

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