In an inadmissible show of proof that the universe doesn’t like happiness, U2 have brought out a new single.
Great, the day America gets its first black president is also the first day you’ll hear an annoying Irish tit with a Napoleon complex scream “Let me in the sound” again and again. Oh U2, you’re spoiling us. Literally.
U2′s new single is entitled Get On Your Boots – it’s taken from a concept album about things Yoda would say if he worked in a shoeshop. Other songs include Not In A Ten Size These and Interest In A Shoehorn You Sir?

