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Everything You’ve Ever Achieved Is Worthless Thanks To The Amazing Miniatur Wunderland

December 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Sometimes, we like to throw things your way that are just so unbearably brilliant, that there’s no words. Of course, we have to tap out some words because we have a format to adhere to. Sorry about that.

However, if you’re reading these words right now, you’re already wasting time. You should’ve already clicked over the jump to see the most incredible thing EVER EVER EVER!

Seriously. Everything that mankind has ever achieved is utterly, utterly redundant after seeing the marvel that is Hamburg’s Miniatur Wunderland. Honestly. Why are you reading still? WATCH THE STINKIN’ VIDEO!

Awesome or Off-Putting: Germany’s Centuries-Old UFO Wars

August 7th, 2011 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

What are the first things to come to your mind when we say ‘Germany?’ For us it’s throaty languages, short green pants with shoulder straps and white people eating billions of sausages.

Also genocide.

After you read this super awesome article, something else might come to your mind too – UFO’s fighting it out in German skies sometime in the 1500s. Have you heard of that? You haven’t? Then by all means read on!

Guff About Videogames: Ban All Violence Ever Edition

August 5th, 2012 By Ian Dransfield

That’s it, we’ve had enough. No more shooting, no more blood, no more swearing and definitely no more insulting other players or their mothers. No more. We’re done with it.

As we all know, playing violent games makes you a killer. Every individual at hecklerspray who has ever played a video game has a kill ratio of three people per game played.

It’s just common sense.

So thank Thor for the Germans and their incredible foresight when it comes to violent games potentially being entirely banned in their great nation.

Eurovision 2009: Germany & Greece

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Eurovision 2009 profiles! Let’s go! Anyone? Oh, screw you, then.

Don’t forget that it’s London’s big Eurovision party at the Scala tonight – an even that we’ve never even been invited to despite writing about Eurovision for five years. Five solid years. We’ll never get those years back, you know. They’re gone. And what do we have to show for it? Huh? Nothing, that’s what. Nothing at all. Oh, we’re so alone.

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Alex Swings, Oscar Sings from Germany and Sakis Rouvas from Greece…

Eurovision Betting Odds: No Angels, Germany

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

We’ve got more Eurovision betting odds now. But don’t worry – we’re not even halfway through them yet.

You’re probably wondering what the stage in the Eurovision Song Contest will look like. You might not think you are, but you are. And now we know. It’s blue. And it’s got devil horns. Join us again tomorrow for more equally fascinating Eurovision information!

But now, here are the Eurovision betting odds for Germany, with help from Paddy Power…