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Geri Halliwell is a British pop singer/songwriter, author, fashion designer, and actress. But who are we kiddin’? She is best known as Ginger Spice in the 1990s flash in the pan pop music sensation Spice Girls, the top selling girl group in history.

Halliwell had publicly claimed that struggling with bulimia damn near ended her when she dropped to a dangerous weight of just 98 pounds. Today Halliwell says she likes her body and has developed a positive relationship with food since becoming a mom.

Hot Celebrity Moms Over 40 in Bikinis

January 28th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The above picture of Elizabeth Hurley was taken by her son, Damian, just yesterday. Elizabeth Hurley is 51-years-old and, no matter how hard I work out (which is pretty hard), I will probably never look as good in a bikini as this woman does. I don’t have her magnificent breasts. But you know what? That’s ok! Most of us don’t!

Liz looks AMAZING, no doubt, but she’s definitely one of those hot, older women that you’d see on a tabloid cover in the HOT section of bikini bods, with some other celeb mom in the NOT section next to her just because she has some cellulite or some shit.

Giuliana Rancic Continues to be a Damn Idiot

April 7th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

What is Giuliana Rancic’s deal (aside from spelling her name stupid and looking like an alien of some sort)?! Bitch has always been annoying, but nowadays she’s basically a straight up idiot. First, making stupid comments about Zendaya, and now dissing a Spice Girl like she’s all that and a bag of chips. Pfft. More like Giuliana Rancid, am I right?!

Apparently, Giulana dated Jerry O’Connell in the early 2000’s (who knew?) and he cheated on her with a bunch of way hotter celebs, like his current wife, former supermodel (and former Mrs. John Stamos because that bitch is DUMB. WHO LEAVES JOHN STAMOS FOR THE FAT KID FROM “STAND BY ME”???), Rebecca Romijn, and former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell.

Geri Halliwell Confirms Another Terrible Spice Girls Reunion

February 5th, 2012 By Michael Park

Spice Girls fans! Rejoice in your wasted lives because it seems like the Spice Girls are coming back! …Again.

Former Spicer Geri Halliwell, famous for such solo hits as ‘Mi Perro Latino’, about a latin dog and the one where she was dead in the video, has claimed that the Spice Girls could be due for another money-spinning reunion.

Actually, that’s totally unfair. While most groups end up reuniting out of a love of crack cocaine and cold hard cash, the Spice Girls appear to be coming out of retirement to celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.

Geri Halliwell Wants You To Look Like Her 15 Years Ago

February 3rd, 2012 By Robin Darke

People of the World, spice up your life, as Madhur Jaffrey advised us. And now, ladies, spicing up your life is even easier, because singer/author/actress/thin Geri Halliwell has finally done what everyone presumed she would have done years ago and released a range of clothes inspired by the iconic Union Jack dress she popped out of during the ’98 Brit Awards.

Peddling her wares through Next, she is hoping to capitalise on a bumper year for angry British men, uniting British pride through the Olympics (where the Union Jack will be more common than people complaining about traffic and foreigners), raising the profile of the Spice Girls, who will allegedly appear at the Queen?s Diamond Jubilee (groan) and the upcoming race for the best beachwear on the High Street.

Sounds dreadful doesn't it?

hecklerspray 2012 Death Predictions List!

August 7th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

So. Death! Pretty serious stuff. Pretty bad all round, you could say. Like that time that gentleman from the news died. Not the Bin Laden one, the other one. Not Jeremy Beadle. Oh no, wait, it was Jeremy Beadle, wasn?t it?? It was always Jeremy Beadle.

Oh god, it really was terrible about Jeremy Beadle. Right. Let's just start again. DEATH. Que sera sera.? Whatever will be will be. The future?s not ours to see.

Except it is, we totally tapped it. Here?s a list of who's going to pop their clogs (allegorical or otherwise ? this is SHOWBIZ) in 2012, because to be honest, the Mayan?s efforts of just saying ?Uh, everyone? were a bit lazy, unlike Sophie Hall and your humble (PAHAHA) editor Mof Gimmers ? who have revealed themselves to be more clairvoyant than an X Factor themed M&S advert. Ladies, gentleman, and people who for inexplicable reasons Googled Jeremy Beadle to get here, we give you: THE FUTURE.

Geri Halliwell Launches Underwear Made From Bitter Regret

October 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Nothing says ‘dead-eyed and desperate’ like Geri Halliwell. She’s a wreck isn’t she? She appears in the public eye like an old mad girlfriend you’d forgotten about, potentially always on the brink of tears.

One eye cries for sorrow, the other cries from joy. It’s a ghastly spectacle, enough to make you slit your wrists, lengthways.

And now, in a bid to remind us that she’s got sex on her mind (thereby stopping every single arousing thought on the planet), the former Spice Girl stripped off to model a line of lingerie she has designed for a British chain.

X Factor Review, Week 4: The Deathly Hallows Part 1

August 5th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

So, ITV1 have given all their money away to wife beaters and rapists. This is the new way. As such, this essentially means you have to watch X Factor twice, because they can't afford to make any new TV programmes. Thank god Kelly Rowland agreed to work overtime due to how much she believes in music. (Cocaine.)

Talk Talk have given stop-frame animation a go and simultaneously ired the entire board of the Academy Awards as a result.

This week we are visiting MANCHESTER. Although the show isn't in chronological order or anything, so basically we're just looking? at the bits they filmed in Manchester. Or at least ITV1?s edited version of Manchester, which involves a lot of day-glo and mystical interchangeable skies, apparently. Or Hogwarts, if you will. Due to the fact that ITV1 are not culturally familiar with the ’80s ‘Madchester’ scene, we must settle for gratuitous tracking shots of Selfridges over and over to fully understand where we are. Come to think of it, the true meaning of Manchester probably is ?18 lip gloss.

Hide! Geri Halliwell Is Single Again And Wants Your Seed!

August 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Run! Hide! Duck for cover! Geri Halliwell’s womb is on the prowl and it demands that one of you penis owning plebs puts some swimmers up there to enable her to have a baby, which she’ll cradle and whisper sinisterly to it ’til it runs away from home aged 15.

See, Ginger Spice has split up from boyfriend Henry Beckwith because of his partying lifestyle. Beckwith wants to party like it’s 1999 and Geri wants to sit down like it’s 1957.

And because they were both stuck in different years, the ‘singer’ decided to end their two year relationship. She wants babies. He wants Babycham. It wasn’t ever going to work was it?

Sarah Harding Thinks She’s A Goth And Has A Dull Engagement Party

March 8th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

For most singers, starting off your pop career in front of creepy Louis Walsh, Geri ‘I will kill you in your sleep’ Halliwell and a mentally masturbating Pete Waterman, would be professional suicide and probably quite traumatic, but for Sarah Harding the rest of Girls Aloud it actually worked out pretty well for them.

They wore some make-up, made some not-too-terrible pop tunes and gave a generation of drooling men another reason to work their palms with an uncontrollable fervour.

Until one day they decided to concentrate on other important and exciting projects like getting divorced, making pasty make-up for pasty girls and of course falling out of nightclubs, absolutely slaughtered.