Articles tagged with: George Sampson
George Sampson v Eoghan Quigg: Worst Feud Ever
Since the dawn of time, there have always been rifts between different groups of people. Do-gooders like Bono want us to simply get along, but no-one will listen. Over the year’s battles between the east and west coast, cowboys & Indians and The Pope v The Gays have grabbed media attention and divided people’s opinions. One argument we never expected to see was between the spewed-up creatures of Simon Cowell’s pet projects Britain’s Got Talent and X Factor. We thought that all the creations of the show lived in peace and harmony where they constantly lick each other's bumholes and applauded each other. Guess something went wrong as the gloves are off between Sampson and Quigg.
Since the dawn of time, there have always been rifts between different groups of people. Do-gooders like Bono want us to simply get along, but no-one will listen. Over the year’s battles between the east and west coast, cowboys & Indians and The Pope v The Gays have grabbed media attention and divided people’s opinions. One argument we never expected to see was between the spewed-up creatures of Simon Cowell’s pet projects Britain’s Got Talent and X Factor. We thought that all the creations of the show lived in peace and harmony where they constantly lick each other's bumholes and applauded each other. Guess something went wrong as the gloves are off between Sampson and Quigg.
Britain’s Got Talent Inspires World’s Stupidest Film
Do you like films? Do you like real-life tales of against-the-odds struggle? Does your single-digit IQ often cause you to clap along to Saturday evening TV theme-tunes? You answered yes to all the above? Well, then this must be your lucky day - because it's been announced that a Billy Elliot-style movie is to be made about George Sampson, the disabled teenage breakdancing winner of Britain's Got Talent. Having said that, there's a possibility that Simon Cowell is just going to send a bunch of heavies to visit five million of the most stupid people in Britain and steal £7.50 from each of them instead, because that way Cowell gets his money and nobody has to waste their time going to see his rubbish film.
Do you like films? Do you like real-life tales of against-the-odds struggle? Does your single-digit IQ often cause you to clap along to Saturday evening TV theme-tunes? You answered yes to all the above? Well, then this must be your lucky day - because it's been announced that a Billy Elliot-style movie is to be made about George Sampson, the disabled teenage breakdancing winner of Britain's Got Talent. Having said that, there's a possibility that Simon Cowell is just going to send a bunch of heavies to visit five million of the most stupid people in Britain and steal £7.50 from each of them instead, because that way Cowell gets his money and nobody has to waste their time going to see his rubbish film.
