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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on August 1, 2008 1 Comment

Wall E - sad he has no fake tan leftThis week’s enjoyment and annoyance.

Folded:

  • Online teaser for Oliver Stone’s George Bush biopic W (mock the man)
  • The Bowen Identity (even piss poor Photoshop skills can make you funny)
  • Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (seen it, and it’s pretty good)
  • David McCallum (if you’ve played GTA IV and heard the track The Edge, you’ll know why Dre immortalised it and why McCallum is such a fusion legend. Yes, he also done some acting too)
  • WALL-E (look at his little face, how could you not love Wall-E?)

Creased:

  • Topman gift cards (they might look all black and trendy, but you can’t see how much you have left to spend! Bring back paper vouchers)
  • Sasha: Beauty Queen at Eleven (this girl’s mum should be chopped up and fed to hungry pitbulls. The dad too for letting this spectacle happen right under his nose)
  • The hard-to-penetrate world of Metal Gear Solid 4 (don’t misunderstand us, this is a great game: great graphics, sound, presentation – it’s just completely incomprehensible unless you know the Metal Gear mythology inside out)
  • More fake tan woes (Jesus, girls, take it off! You smell like Digestives in this heat)
  • Playing GRID online (and the barrage of insults from French people that comes with it)

Michael Moore Throws Another Tantrum About Bush On Film

by Stuart Heritage on May 14, 2008 1 Comment

Michael Moore is getting ready to make another film about his favourite subject – no not cake, you horribly offensive fool, we mean President Bush.

According to reports, Michael Moore is preparing ground to make a sequel to his 2004 anti-George Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. The new movie has a working title of Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2, although it’s expected that Michael Moore will formally change it to Fahrenheit 9/11: Nyer Nyer Nyer I Was Right All Along Let’s Hear It For Michael Moore I’m The Best I’m The Best nearer the release date.

Anyway, will this new Michael Moore documentary succeed where Fahrenheit 9/11 failed and push George Bush out of office for good? Even better than that – George Bush is going to stop being president about six months before Moore’s film is released. Hooray! Another righteous victory for Michael Moore!

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Michael Moore is getting ready to make another film about his favourite subject - no not cake, you horribly offensive fool, we mean President Bush. According to reports, Michael Moore is preparing ground to make a sequel to his 2004 anti-George Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. The new movie has a working title of Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2, although it's expected that Michael Moore will formally change it to Fahrenheit 9/11: Nyer Nyer Nyer I Was Right All Along Let's Hear It For Michael Moore I'm The Best I'm The Best nearer the release date. Anyway, will this new Michael Moore documentary succeed where Fahrenheit 9/11 failed and push George Bush out of office for good? Even better than that - George Bush is going to stop being president about six months before Moore's film is released. Hooray! Another righteous victory for Michael Moore!

Oliver Stone Wants To Make Bush: The Movie

by Stuart Heritage on January 22, 2008 0 Comments

Oliver Stone George Bush Movie FilmOliver Stone sure does love making movies about presidents. Well, presidents and ancient Greek kings. And fat singers.

But let's concentrate on the president bit for the time being, because Oliver Stone says that he's got a script written about George Bush, and he's itching to get it turned into a movie before Bush stops being president.

Stone's film is thought to hinge on some of the most difficult decisions George Bush ever had to make, primarily the seminal three-day deliberation on whether pretzels go down your food hole or your air hole. History has already taught us his findings on that matter.

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