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Some Physicians: The Incredible Hulk Fills Children’s Lungs With Filthy Green Cancer
Generally when the Incredible Hulk smites his enemies, he has a small arsenal of weapons - his triceps, his biceps, and if rumors circulating about the 2011 sequel are to be believed - a golden machete. He doesn't need anything else - but that doesn't mean he's unwilling to consider all his options. Lung cancer, for instance, can be a highly effective super-tool in the hands of something so powerful and good. With it, the demise of Magneto could be 20 minutes into a chemo treatment rather than smashing his brains through the side of John Deere headquarters. Also the Hulk could use it to kill his hardest-core fans. Who needs them, right? He's already started, you know - at least according to a legion of physicians. They're so mad, and they will find a way to defeat him no matter what. Actually, that sounds pretty good. Maybe someone should work that into an actual comic book. We're willing to letter it.
Generally when the Incredible Hulk smites his enemies, he has a small arsenal of weapons - his triceps, his biceps, and if rumors circulating about the 2011 sequel are to be believed - a golden machete. He doesn't need anything else - but that doesn't mean he's unwilling to consider all his options. Lung cancer, for instance, can be a highly effective super-tool in the hands of something so powerful and good. With it, the demise of Magneto could be 20 minutes into a chemo treatment rather than smashing his brains through the side of John Deere headquarters. Also the Hulk could use it to kill his hardest-core fans. Who needs them, right? He's already started, you know - at least according to a legion of physicians. They're so mad, and they will find a way to defeat him no matter what. Actually, that sounds pretty good. Maybe someone should work that into an actual comic book. We're willing to letter it.
