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iPad 3 Imminent; Missing A Home Button Like A Big Wimp?

February 29th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Amazing isn't it? How a company can get people so worked up about a product which probably won't be that much different from what came before, but still make it seem that this is the best thing to be clad in plastic and metal since the original Terminator.

It's an astonishing thing to see Apple stores on launch days because between sweaty adults clamouring over an overly priced object like it was the last loaf of bread in 1920s Germany, there is the bitter taste of getting yourself in what feels like an exclusive club of Apple product users, even though they now rank into the millions.

So expect fervent panic and, frankly, rude pushing on March 16th when the iPad 3 is rumoured to be released. In typical Apple behaviour, there's nothing concrete to go on but hundreds of Apple rumours sites that seem sure that what they’re writing about is entirely correct and should not be doubted even though they are sure the back of the new iPhone will be made from unicorn hide.

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Apple: Hating Those Other Pauper Devices

August 7th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Thanks to the rise of telecommunications, the humble apple and blackberry are no longer seen as delicious pieces of fruit. ?Apple? in particular isn't seen as something to make cider with, but as a massive technology company.

Steve Jobs was the bloke who modified the clunky Apple desktop computers that were once seen as inferior to Microsoft?s PC?s and transformed them into sleek and sexy devices. They?re so trendy that anyone seen in a Starbucks without a white coloured laptop will be scorned at; all whilst their double filtered extra frothy latt? with polar bear milk gets sabotaged.

So what have Apple done exactly? They?ve made the MP3 market their own with the iPod took the geekiness out of computing. Now, they're tackling the tablet market and have already launched various iPads. But Apple products are expensive right? Course they are, but that shouldn?t matter according to Apple?s Tim Cook. He says that cheaper tablets ruin it for everyone.

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Superman Returns To Krypton

July 22nd, 2011 By Kris Silver

2011 appears to be the year of the big budget comic book movie. When it comes to adaptations of graphic novels, we're being spoiled rotten right now.

Marvel?s first avenger, Captain America has just hit cinemas worldwide, Green Lantern? well, it happened didn't it? and we've been given 3 brand spanking new teaser trailers to salivate over.

New offerings from Batman, Spiderman and The Avengers may well be due soon, but one hero currently not donning his tightest pants in preparation to be thrust back into the spotlight like some weird pervert is Superman.

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The Geekiest Music Video Ever? N’Importe Comment Pokes It Like Facebook

August 12th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

French music has long been derided by the ears of the world, despite the fact that the French have given us some of the best music ever made. Sylvie Vartan, Serge Gainsbourg, Air, Daft Punk, Phoenix and Stereolab are all ludicrously great!

However, some of it is completely gash and The Toxic Avenger falls square in that category.

That said, the video for his new single, N’Importe Comment is rather good in a completely geekoid nerdfest way. The promo sees our painfully white rapper strutting around poking people and adding ladies as his friends by jabbing them in the tits.

See the video over the jump.

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