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The Top Hot Model Celebrity Kids

September 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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We all know that Kris and Bruce Jenner made epic hot babe model, Kendall, but in the world of celebrity, let’s be real: when so many good looking people keep making kids, they’re going to produce ridiculously attractive offspring who will probably end up modeling because, you know, nepotism!

While I think some celebrity kid models are legit only getting work because of their famous last names (I see you Sofia Richie and Anwar Hadid), some of them legit deserve to be in front of a camera to have their beauty shared with the world.

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Top 10 Sexiest Romances in Hollywood History

February 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Gwen Stefani Might Be Popping Out Another Disgustingly Cute Kid

September 5th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Gwen StefaniRumour has it that there’s another bun cooking away in Gwen Stefani’s oven. Is it weird to be jealous of an unborn baby?

According to more than a few sources, Gwen and her equally rockstar-esque husband Gavin Rossdale will soon be welcoming a third genetically gifted child into the world, no doubt with a name to rival Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. See what I did there? This is comedy gold, people

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Gwen Stefani Would Like To Be A Man, Okay?

February 8th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Y’know rich, successful, universally adored and fancied Gwen Stefani? She’s not happy with her life. See, despite the fact that, now she’s single, she could do as she damn well pleases with whoever she goddamn wants to, she’s not liking the fact she’s a woman.

Poor Gwen. With those lovely woman boobs and lack of disgusting man-penis.

When Stefani comes back in the next life – which won’t happen because reincarnation absolutely doesn’t exist – she would like to come back as a human man.

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WEBTHUMP! Friday 24 April 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Teachers and human poo. Not porn, weirdly – Komonews

9 – American newsreaders are cool. No, not cool. What’s the word? – PopEater

8 – Denise Richards has got quite big boobs. HAHAHA, WE GET IT! – FunnyOrDie

7 – LION IN A BATHTUB! – Winsconsinhistory

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Gwen Stefani’s Up The Duff Again

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Gwen Stefani Pregnant Again Baby Gavin RossdaleIn a few months' time, there are going to be billions of little celebrity babies running around and screaming and crapping themselves, and that'll partly be Gwen Stefani's fault.

Because, in what seems like the millionth case of celebrity knocking-up lately, Gwen Stefani has apparently confirmed that she's 13 weeks pregnant with her second baby. By our calculations, that means that Gwen Stefani fell pregnant on October 23 – with experts suggesting that the new Stefani baby was the product of commemorative lovemaking to mark the sixth anniversary of the Chenchen Moscow Theatre Siege.

Well, we're suggesting it anyway. And we're sort of experts. Right?

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