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Y’know rich, successful, universally adored and fancied Gwen Stefani? She’s not happy with her life. See, despite the fact that, now she’s single, she could do as she damn well pleases with whoever she goddamn wants to, she’s not liking the fact she’s a woman.
Poor Gwen. With those lovely woman boobs and lack of disgusting man-penis.
When Stefani comes back in the next life – which won’t happen because reincarnation absolutely doesn’t exist – she would like to come back as a human man.
10 - Teachers and human poo. Not porn, weirdly – Komonews
9 – American newsreaders are cool. No, not cool. What’s the word? – PopEater
8 – Denise Richards has got quite big boobs. HAHAHA, WE GET IT! – FunnyOrDie
7 – LION IN A BATHTUB! – Winsconsinhistory
In a few months' time, there are going to be billions of little celebrity babies running around and screaming and crapping themselves, and that'll partly be Gwen Stefani's fault.
Because, in what seems like the millionth case of celebrity knocking-up lately, Gwen Stefani has apparently confirmed that she's 13 weeks pregnant with her second baby. By our calculations, that means that Gwen Stefani fell pregnant on October 23 – with experts suggesting that the new Stefani baby was the product of commemorative lovemaking to mark the sixth anniversary of the Chenchen Moscow Theatre Siege.
Well, we're suggesting it anyway. And we're sort of experts. Right?
