Articles tagged with: Gastroenteritis
Josh Hartnett Gets All Sore In His Tum-Tum
Firstly, let us say that gastroenteritis is not funny - unless it happens to Josh Hartnett, then it kind of is. No. No it isn't. Alright, yes it is. A bit. Anyway, Josh Hartnett has got gastroenteritis severe enough to call an ambulance and get taken into to hospital for treatment. Of course, you may know gastroenteritis by its more common name - the Little Bit Of A Tummy Ache - but it's worse than that, because it usually results in acute diarrhea. Don't die, Josh Hartnett! Don't crap yourself to death! You've got so much to live for! Specifically Hollywood Homicide 2!
Firstly, let us say that gastroenteritis is not funny - unless it happens to Josh Hartnett, then it kind of is. No. No it isn't. Alright, yes it is. A bit. Anyway, Josh Hartnett has got gastroenteritis severe enough to call an ambulance and get taken into to hospital for treatment. Of course, you may know gastroenteritis by its more common name - the Little Bit Of A Tummy Ache - but it's worse than that, because it usually results in acute diarrhea. Don't die, Josh Hartnett! Don't crap yourself to death! You've got so much to live for! Specifically Hollywood Homicide 2!
