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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Gary Rhodes Plods Off
Gary Rhodes has waltzed off Strictly Come Dancing - well, OK, maybe not waltzed; frankly we'd be stunned if he had the coordination to walk in a straight line. After a week spent bickering with his Strictly Come Dancing partner, Gary Rhodes was full of attack for Saturday's jive to Lipstick Powder And Paint. And, to be fair, it was better than his first routine. Although, having said that, he could have pooed down his leg while screaming white supremacist slogans and it would still be better than his first routine. Still, with Gary Rhodes gone, who's going to win the show? Here's the first installment of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Austin Healey and Mark Foster...
Gary Rhodes has waltzed off Strictly Come Dancing - well, OK, maybe not waltzed; frankly we'd be stunned if he had the coordination to walk in a straight line. After a week spent bickering with his Strictly Come Dancing partner, Gary Rhodes was full of attack for Saturday's jive to Lipstick Powder And Paint. And, to be fair, it was better than his first routine. Although, having said that, he could have pooed down his leg while screaming white supremacist slogans and it would still be better than his first routine. Still, with Gary Rhodes gone, who's going to win the show? Here's the first installment of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Austin Healey and Mark Foster...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Gary Rhodes
These midweek lulls between Strictly Come Dancing worry us - but not because we like Strictly Come Dancing or anything. No, instead the only contact we have with Strictly Come Dancing at this point is with Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two, and that's what worries us. This isn't just the start of Strictly Come Dancing's annual season, you know - it's the start of hecklerspray's annual inexplicable and totally regrettable 'thing for Claudia Winkleman' season, too. Pray for us, readers. Anyway, back to the recap of Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing. Today we're looking at Gary Rhodes...
These midweek lulls between Strictly Come Dancing worry us - but not because we like Strictly Come Dancing or anything. No, instead the only contact we have with Strictly Come Dancing at this point is with Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two, and that's what worries us. This isn't just the start of Strictly Come Dancing's annual season, you know - it's the start of hecklerspray's annual inexplicable and totally regrettable 'thing for Claudia Winkleman' season, too. Pray for us, readers. Anyway, back to the recap of Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing. Today we're looking at Gary Rhodes...
