Articles tagged with: Gary Glitter
Gary Glitter To Be Hanged On TV For Our Amusement
Back in his heyday during the 1970’s, Gary Glitter pumped out shedloads of crap records. But then again, it was the seventies and at the time no-one really knew what was acceptable and what was absolute toss, so we can forgive him. However, what the majority of the world can’t forgive Gary Glitter for is his antics in Vietnam where he was convicted of doing horrible things to children and spent some time in prison. And now Channel 4 is going to hang him for being a paedophile. Fictitiously. Still, it’ll make better viewing than Big Brother.
Back in his heyday during the 1970’s, Gary Glitter pumped out shedloads of crap records. But then again, it was the seventies and at the time no-one really knew what was acceptable and what was absolute toss, so we can forgive him. However, what the majority of the world can’t forgive Gary Glitter for is his antics in Vietnam where he was convicted of doing horrible things to children and spent some time in prison. And now Channel 4 is going to hang him for being a paedophile. Fictitiously. Still, it’ll make better viewing than Big Brother.
Gary Glitter Kicked Out of Everywhere: Forced to Come Back to the Open, Welcoming Arms of Britain
When will Gary Glitter realise that his punishment isn't over? Yes, he served three years in a Vietnamese prison for molesting young girls, but when he eventually gets back to Britain - where seemingly everyone in South East Asia is trying to make him go - he's not going to be able to sit back, relax and record his new album as he said he wants to. Though we are convinced that being a convicted kiddy fiddler wouldn't stand in the way of chart success. But Gary Glitter is making it all rather hard on himself, by refusing to travel back to the UK to face his further punishments. Instead he's running about like a paedo-Benny Hill from airport to airport around the Asian region he was kicked out of, being turned away from one country then the next as everywhere locks arms with the sole purpose of keeping him out. Now we're all for human rights, we can be surprisingly liberal and we believe in equality for all - but we can't help but find all this delightfully funny. No one likes you Glitter, and no one wants you.
When will Gary Glitter realise that his punishment isn't over? Yes, he served three years in a Vietnamese prison for molesting young girls, but when he eventually gets back to Britain - where seemingly everyone in South East Asia is trying to make him go - he's not going to be able to sit back, relax and record his new album as he said he wants to. Though we are convinced that being a convicted kiddy fiddler wouldn't stand in the way of chart success. But Gary Glitter is making it all rather hard on himself, by refusing to travel back to the UK to face his further punishments. Instead he's running about like a paedo-Benny Hill from airport to airport around the Asian region he was kicked out of, being turned away from one country then the next as everywhere locks arms with the sole purpose of keeping him out. Now we're all for human rights, we can be surprisingly liberal and we believe in equality for all - but we can't help but find all this delightfully funny. No one likes you Glitter, and no one wants you.
Gary Glitter to be Released From Prison: Lock up Your Kids (in Vietnam, at Least)
Everyone's favourite gang member, Gary Glitter, is to be released later this month, much to the delight of... seemingly no one. If you've wanted to be in his gang for the last three years, but have been wondering what in the blue hell has been going on - fret not! For Gary Glitter is going to be released from the Vietnamese prison where he has been held since 2005 on child molestation charges. Mark the August 19 in your diaries, devout fans and potential lynchmobs!
Everyone's favourite gang member, Gary Glitter, is to be released later this month, much to the delight of... seemingly no one. If you've wanted to be in his gang for the last three years, but have been wondering what in the blue hell has been going on - fret not! For Gary Glitter is going to be released from the Vietnamese prison where he has been held since 2005 on child molestation charges. Mark the August 19 in your diaries, devout fans and potential lynchmobs!
Gary Glitter shits himself – has heart attack.
You wanna be in his gang? No thanks, Gary Glitter!
Not only may we be lead into one of your paedophile rings, but we may also be appropriated to suffer a shame-induced acute myocardial infarction at a mere 63 years young, just like your randy, goat-bearded self.
In fact, you and your gang can go and take a jump!
