So, as you might remember from my last blog about Taylor, the perpetually scorned lover was doing some scorning herself, by hopping from the hot dick of Calvin Harris directly onto the hot dick of Tom Hiddleston.
Typically, I would salute Taylor for rebounding with that weirdly sexy lizard man, but then it turned out she might have been letting Tom explore her Crimson Peak (only a moderately funny joke if you’d seen that movie) before she and Calvin had broken up. The queen of calling out guys for being shady is acting all shady herself? Tut tut, Taylor.