For too long, country music has just been about fat old men in big hats playing up to an outdated stereotype.
But no more. Because Garth Brooks is back. And, as everybody knows, he’s… oh. He’s a fat old man in a big hat playing up to an outdated stereotype, isn’t he? Bugger. OK, anyway, Garth Brooks has decided to come out of retirement eight long years after everybody forgot that he was ever around in the first place.
Oh, we’re just kidding. Everybody knows that Garth Brooks is the top-selling solo artist in American history. What? You didn’t know that? Depressing, isn’t it?
