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Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Suzanne Shaw To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

There are just a few more days to go until the next fun-filled edition of Dancing On Ice, and we’ve got so many questions!

Like how much of Holly Willoughby’s nipple will be on display this time? Will Greg Rusedski ever manage to not look like a Frankenstein robot controlled by a drunk fisherman? Will the male judge who sits on the end ever say anything of worth? Will we ever start to enjoy Dancing On Ice? Oh, and who’ll win Dancing On Ice?

Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power…

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Gareth Gates & Samantha Mumba Do Dancing On Ice

by Stuart Heritage

You’d have to be an idiot not to love Dancing On Ice – it’s just like Strictly Come Dancing except that everyone falls over more and there’s a greater chance of someone slashing their throat open with their feet on live TV.

So you’ll be pleased to hear that a new series of Dancing On Ice begins on Sunday – and where there’s a new season of talenty reality shows there’s a list of achingly unfamous personalities queueing up for their appearance fees. This year is no different, and the lucky competitors have just been announced. As usual, no expense has been spared getting the biggest names around, which means from Sunday Dancing On Ice viewers will be able to see the likes of Gareth Gates, Linda Lusardi, Samantha Mumba, one of Hear’Say, someone who used to be on Blue Peter and that girl whose knockers were groped by Prince Harry all skating for survival – and we’ve got some early Dancing On Ice betting odds, too.

Yes, we said Samantha Mumba. No, we didn’t think she was still alive either.

You'd have to be an idiot not to love Dancing On Ice - it's just like Strictly Come Dancing except that everyone falls over more and there's a greater chance of someone slashing their throat open with their feet on live TV. So you'll be pleased to hear that a new series of Dancing On Ice begins on Sunday - and where there's a new season of talenty reality shows there's a list of achingly unfamous personalities queueing up for their appearance fees. This year is no different, and the lucky competitors have just been announced. As usual, no expense has been spared getting the biggest names around, which means from Sunday Dancing On Ice viewers will be able to see the likes of Gareth Gates, Linda Lusardi, Samantha Mumba, one of Hear'Say, someone who used to be on Blue Peter and that girl whose knockers were groped by Prince Harry all skating for survival - and we've got some early Dancing On Ice betting odds, too. Yes, we said Samantha Mumba. No, we didn't think she was still alive either.
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Gareth Gates To Get Married To A Mole

by Stuart Heritage

Remember Gareth Gates? Of course you do, he was the prickle-headed stutterer who couldn’t quite win Pop Idol six years ago and was punished for his failure by being forced to have it off with Jordan.

But those frightful Jordan-humping days are over, because it’s been announced that Gareth Gates is getting married. Apparently Gareth Gates proposed to his girlfriend Suzanne Mole on New Year’s Eve and she said yes. Reaction to the Gareth Gates/ Suzanne Mole wedding has been split equally between Gareth’s two remaining fans, with one of them expressing their best wishes to the couple and the other one stabbing their large Gareth Gates thigh-tattoo over and over with a maths compass screaming “It should have been me! Why can’t it be me!” But we’re sure Gareth’s mum will come round to the fact after her thigh stops bleeding.

Remember Gareth Gates? Of course you do, he was the prickle-headed stutterer who couldn't quite win Pop Idol six years ago and was punished for his failure by being forced to have it off with Jordan. But those frightful Jordan-humping days are over, because it's been announced that Gareth Gates is getting married. Apparently Gareth Gates proposed to his girlfriend Suzanne Mole on New Year's Eve and she said yes. Reaction to the Gareth Gates/ Suzanne Mole wedding has been split equally between Gareth's two remaining fans, with one of them expressing their best wishes to the couple and the other one stabbing their large Gareth Gates thigh-tattoo over and over with a maths compass screaming "It should have been me! Why can't it be me!" But we're sure Gareth's mum will come round to the fact after her thigh stops bleeding.
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