Articles tagged with: Gareth Gates
Peter Andre Joins Elite Celebrity Group…
It was a great day for romantics when Peter Andre managed to croon his way into Jordan's sleeping bag out there in the Australian jungle. She was playing impossible-to-get, he was making up songs called Lady, Please, Just Let Me Touch Them, and singing them directly to her without once breaking eye contact. Their eventual marriage came as no surprise. And neither, unfortunately, has their split. Jordan has ruined many a great man along the way. So, Andre, once you've stopped crying, you will hopefully appreciate the great shoulders you are now rubbing alongside...
It was a great day for romantics when Peter Andre managed to croon his way into Jordan's sleeping bag out there in the Australian jungle. She was playing impossible-to-get, he was making up songs called Lady, Please, Just Let Me Touch Them, and singing them directly to her without once breaking eye contact. Their eventual marriage came as no surprise. And neither, unfortunately, has their split. Jordan has ruined many a great man along the way. So, Andre, once you've stopped crying, you will hopefully appreciate the great shoulders you are now rubbing alongside...
Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Gareth Gates Goes Home
Next week is the Dancing On Ice final, but it'll be a final without a young man dressed like a fat girl at a provincial nightclub - Gareth Gates is out. For the first time since Dancing On Ice began, Gareth's army of crazy fans weren't able to keep him out of the dance-off last night, and the judges didn't waste any time in eliminating him unanimously. But then that's exactly what his routine to Livin' On A Prayer demanded. Having misunderstood the required element 20-second solo-spot to be an opportunity to stand around doing air guitar like a bad-haired shithead, Gareth then went on to waste several precious seconds of his routine by clapping. And if that's an ice-dance move, then that would make Busta Rhymes the new Dick Button. But now that Gareth Gates is out of Dancing On Ice, who'll win the final? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power...
Next week is the Dancing On Ice final, but it'll be a final without a young man dressed like a fat girl at a provincial nightclub - Gareth Gates is out. For the first time since Dancing On Ice began, Gareth's army of crazy fans weren't able to keep him out of the dance-off last night, and the judges didn't waste any time in eliminating him unanimously. But then that's exactly what his routine to Livin' On A Prayer demanded. Having misunderstood the required element 20-second solo-spot to be an opportunity to stand around doing air guitar like a bad-haired shithead, Gareth then went on to waste several precious seconds of his routine by clapping. And if that's an ice-dance move, then that would make Busta Rhymes the new Dick Button. But now that Gareth Gates is out of Dancing On Ice, who'll win the final? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power...
Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Zaraah Out On Sunday?
As exciting as the Dancing On Ice semi-final undoubtedly is, it's also a time for sadness and reflection. One Dancing On Ice contestant will be eliminated from the show at the last hurdle, never to quite make it to the grand final. Sure, they'll have come fourth in Dancing On Ice, but don't forget that it's a competition where Greg Rusedski came fifth. Greg Rusedski! He was rubbish! But who will be eliminated from Dancing On Ice on Sunday? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Sunday's elimination - for Chris Fountain, Suzanne Shaw, Gareth Gates and Zaraah Abrahams - with help from Paddy Power...
As exciting as the Dancing On Ice semi-final undoubtedly is, it's also a time for sadness and reflection. One Dancing On Ice contestant will be eliminated from the show at the last hurdle, never to quite make it to the grand final. Sure, they'll have come fourth in Dancing On Ice, but don't forget that it's a competition where Greg Rusedski came fifth. Greg Rusedski! He was rubbish! But who will be eliminated from Dancing On Ice on Sunday? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Sunday's elimination - for Chris Fountain, Suzanne Shaw, Gareth Gates and Zaraah Abrahams - with help from Paddy Power...
Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Will Gareth Gates Win?
It goes without saying that our favourite ever themed episode on Dancing On Ice is Props Night, because it offers the best opportunity for the stars to injure themselves. But what did the Dancing On Ice contestants have to play with on Sunday? A hat? An umbrella? A table? Dear oh dear, these were some shit props. If Dancing On Ice ever makes it back for a fourth series, let's make Props Night serious. We want to see celebrities dance with a hod full of bricks, an angry dog and a swarm of wasps. At once. Deal? Is that a deal, Schofield? Anyway, who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power...
It goes without saying that our favourite ever themed episode on Dancing On Ice is Props Night, because it offers the best opportunity for the stars to injure themselves. But what did the Dancing On Ice contestants have to play with on Sunday? A hat? An umbrella? A table? Dear oh dear, these were some shit props. If Dancing On Ice ever makes it back for a fourth series, let's make Props Night serious. We want to see celebrities dance with a hod full of bricks, an angry dog and a swarm of wasps. At once. Deal? Is that a deal, Schofield? Anyway, who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power...
Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Gareth Gates To Win?
Dancing On Ice being on a Sunday now has ruined us. Now we spend all weekend with our nose pressed against a clock screaming "Hurry up! Hurry up Dancing On Ice!" and then, when Dancing On Ice is over, the weekend is as well. Rubbish. But, ahead of Sunday's new Dancing On Ice, do we have any clues about what the show will contain? No. No we don't. If we did even the slightest amount of research beforehand then maybe we would, but we didn't so we don't. So instead we'll just guess that Sunday's Dancing On Ice is Scandinavian Death Metal Night and the required element involves kitten sacrifice. It's probably right. Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Gareth Gates and Chris Fountain, with help from Paddy Power...
Dancing On Ice being on a Sunday now has ruined us. Now we spend all weekend with our nose pressed against a clock screaming "Hurry up! Hurry up Dancing On Ice!" and then, when Dancing On Ice is over, the weekend is as well. Rubbish. But, ahead of Sunday's new Dancing On Ice, do we have any clues about what the show will contain? No. No we don't. If we did even the slightest amount of research beforehand then maybe we would, but we didn't so we don't. So instead we'll just guess that Sunday's Dancing On Ice is Scandinavian Death Metal Night and the required element involves kitten sacrifice. It's probably right. Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Gareth Gates and Chris Fountain, with help from Paddy Power...
Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Gareth Gates
Time for some more Dancing On Ice betting odds? You bet your balls it is. Actually, although we've been hard on Dancing On Ice lately, we've come to realise that actually it serves a decent purpose - usually when people win these celebrity shows they try and get their own TV show, but not with Dancing On Ice. With Dancing On Ice, the winners tend to go off and ice skate for a living, like Kyran Bracken did last year. And nobody ever hears from them again. So, in theory, if everyone votes for Chris Fountain to win Dancing On Ice, he'll quickly disappear forever. Bonus! Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power...
Time for some more Dancing On Ice betting odds? You bet your balls it is. Actually, although we've been hard on Dancing On Ice lately, we've come to realise that actually it serves a decent purpose - usually when people win these celebrity shows they try and get their own TV show, but not with Dancing On Ice. With Dancing On Ice, the winners tend to go off and ice skate for a living, like Kyran Bracken did last year. And nobody ever hears from them again. So, in theory, if everyone votes for Chris Fountain to win Dancing On Ice, he'll quickly disappear forever. Bonus! Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power...
Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Suzanne Shaw To Win?
There are just a few more days to go until the next fun-filled edition of Dancing On Ice, and we've got so many questions! Like how much of Holly Willoughby's nipple will be on display this time? Will Greg Rusedski ever manage to not look like a Frankenstein robot controlled by a drunk fisherman? Will the male judge who sits on the end ever say anything of worth? Will we ever start to enjoy Dancing On Ice? Oh, and who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power...
There are just a few more days to go until the next fun-filled edition of Dancing On Ice, and we've got so many questions! Like how much of Holly Willoughby's nipple will be on display this time? Will Greg Rusedski ever manage to not look like a Frankenstein robot controlled by a drunk fisherman? Will the male judge who sits on the end ever say anything of worth? Will we ever start to enjoy Dancing On Ice? Oh, and who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Suzanne Shaw and Gareth Gates, with help from Paddy Power...
Gareth Gates & Samantha Mumba Do Dancing On Ice
You'd have to be an idiot not to love Dancing On Ice - it's just like Strictly Come Dancing except that everyone falls over more and there's a greater chance of someone slashing their throat open with their feet on live TV.
So you'll be pleased to hear that a new series of Dancing On Ice begins on Sunday - and where there's a new season of talenty reality shows there's a list of achingly unfamous personalities queueing up for their appearance fees. This year is no different, and the lucky competitors have just been announced. As usual, no expense has been spared getting the biggest names around, which means from Sunday Dancing On Ice viewers will be able to see the likes of Gareth Gates, Linda Lusardi, Samantha Mumba, one of Hear'Say, someone who used to be on Blue Peter and that girl whose knockers were groped by Prince Harry all skating for survival - and we've got some early Dancing On Ice betting odds, too.
Yes, we said Samantha Mumba. No, we didn't think she was still alive either.
