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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Wanking Hard or Hardly Wanking? Folded The Spaghetti Western Orchestra – You have until 8.49pm BST to watch this wonderfully weird Proms performance. Do it. Hitchcock’s Cameos – In the first of too many Tumblr posts in this week’s ‘Creased or Folded?’, here’s some of Hitchcock’s cameos. He’s the Jon Favreau of the Golden Age. [...]

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Why Both Fifa and Pro Evo Fail To Be Realistic In 2010

by Kris Silver

Fifa vs Pro Evo. It’s a battle that has caused many a forum argument and playground bullying campaign as people try to decide which provides the better footballing experience. A battle that has had fresh life breathed into it with the release of the demo versions of Fifa 11 and Pro Evo 11 on both [...]

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Halo Developers Bungie Are No Slackers When It Comes To Piracy

by Kris Silver

Bungie, the developers behind games such as Halo, Halo 2 and… erm, Halo 3 have made an announcement to all the people playing the leaked version of their latest game, Halo 4… I mean Halo: Reach. Halo: Reach for the Stars is a first person shooter set somewhere in outer space and requires the player [...]

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Wish You Could Move Like Michael Jackson? Now You Can!

by Kris Silver

Death has been good to Michael Jackson, his songs got back in the charts, he had a film out, everyone seemed to miraculously forget about all of the kiddy fiddling allegations, none of us had to look at that weird face of his anymore and he’s even got a new game coming out called Michael [...]

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Duke Nukem Lives! Unless He Doesn’t

by Kris Silver

Duke Nukem is back! Well he probably isn’t, but he might be and that’s exciting news… apparently. For those of you who were too young to remember the 90s allow me to explain. Duke Nukem was part John McClane, part Rambo and part Wolverine, a seemingly invincible, wisecracking, steroid-abusing, weapon-wielding tough guy who shot first [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Corpse Removed From Online Game

by Kris Silver

What could an acquitted paedophile and alleged Nazi fetishist like Michael Jackson and PopCap games, the producer of many bland and unoriginal flash-based casual games that people gain a Warcraft-like addiction to, possibly have in common? Aside from the obvious evils on both fronts the answer is Plants vs. Zombies. Plants vs. Zombies is a [...]

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Games Are Killing Your Kids

by Kris Silver

Your children are addicts. Well, not really, but according to Dr Alex Yellowlees of the Priory Hospital in Glasgow they are. But why does Dr Yellowlees believe that your child’s XBOX, PS3 or Wii will violently murder your child and then molest their corpse?

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Not Even Tiger Woods Can Save Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011

by Kris Silver

Tiger Woods is back! You remember him, he’s the one that made golf vaguely interesting for five minutes by having sex with every woman on Earth. Fresh from his stint in rehab for sex addiction, a condition that only seems to affect pro-sportsmen, the golfing god has returned and passed down to us his latest [...]

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Guff About Video Games: OnLive

by Ian Dransfield

The way we all play games is about the be changed forever, thanks to a little something called The Phantom…

Oh no, wait – that’s an intro from a few years ago. Before things went on to stay exactly the same as they’ve always been.

No, this time they’ve announced something called OnLive – a system that is set to revolutionise the way we think about playing games, or something.

Our Cynic Glands are twitching with anticipation.

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