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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on April 24, 2009 7 Comments

intheloop1Folded:

  • In the Loop (more creative swearing than you’ll ever need)
  • Stewart Lee (for having the stones to allow his recent awful TV show to air at all)
  • Vintage ice creams (good old Freaky Feet. Though spot the one that shouldn’t be there)
  • Laughing at people attempting to have a picnic in lukewarm sunshine (bet that tin of Frutini is transporting you right to Bondi beach, isn’t it?)
  • gamesTM (far, far, far and away the best video games magazine on the market)

Creased:

  • This hair (belongs on a man who only ever wears black 501s)
  • BBC2 not showing the second season of The Wire straight away (‘in a few weeks’ they say. ‘Mid May’ we’ve heard. When’s season three going out then? Christmas Day?)
  • V-Water (the orange one smells like baby piss. Probably tastes like it too, you’ll have to ask around to confirm that)
  • Desperate Housewives anti-climax (kill a character somebody might care about why don’t ya?)
  • Picturehouse cinemas (full of poncy tossers who think that smiling is only for those without a post-grad education)
Folded: * In the Loop (more creative swearing than you’ll ever need) * Stewart Lee (for having the stones to allow his recent awful TV show to air at all) * Vintage ice creams (good old Freaky Feet. Though spot the one that shouldn’t be there) * Laughing at people attempting to have a picnic in lukewarm sunshine (bet that tin of Frutini is transporting you right to Bondi beach, isn’t it?) * gamesTM (far, far, far and away the best video games magazine on the market) Creased: * This hair (belongs on a man who only ever wears black 501s) * BBC2 not showing the second season of The Wire straight away (‘in a few weeks’ they say. ‘Mid May’ we’ve heard. When's season three going out then? Christmas Day?) * V-Water (the orange one smells like baby piss. Probably tastes like it too, you’ll have to ask around to confirm that) * Desperate Housewives anti-climax (kill a character somebody might care about why don’t ya?) * Picturehouse cinemas (full of poncy tossers who think that smiling is only for those without a post-grad education)