Remember when K-Fed had a dancer’s body? Sure it was covered in bad tattoos, cornrows made without the aid of a mirror and a layer of congealed body grease, but still – it was a dancer’s body.
And he used that body to scoop up Britney Spears and steal her away to a life most view as exotic fantasy and wonder.
Well he’s not scooping things up with that body any more. Except burritos, corn chips, and maybe an entire half-pig flame-broiled and basted.
What we’re getting at here is the man has gained weight – and boy has he!
