When Halle Berry broke up with Gabriel Aubrey, it’s fair to say that not a lot of people actually cared.
We didn’t. We were happy for her. Her new-found romantic freedom meant that Halle Berry had plenty of time to go around making horrible films that no right-minded human being would ever watch in a million years. And, really, isn’t that what she does best?
However, Halle Berry seems to think that everybody on Earth was personally affected by the failure of her last serious relationship. And that’s why she’s opened up to Vogue about the split, revealing her anger at the lies written about her in the press. No, we didn’t realise that she’d been mentioned in the press either. Oh well. Hopefully Halle Berry can get this out of her system and go back to making more awful films for us to ignore. That’s what she’s good at, after all.
