A far cry from the one we’re about to tell you. Now we’ll be the first to admit we don’t keep up on the day to day soap opera that is rap music. Last we heard Young MC had an evil twin or something, Andre 3000 came back from the dead and Erica Kane was about to cut an album.

Also the fellow known as Young Buck got kicked out of 50 Cent’s thingy called G-Unit. We’ve got a link to a wonderful place on the next page wherein an audio recording of a phone conversation Young Buck had with 50 begging for reentry into the group can be heard.

The guy even cries in it.

You gotta be careful on the telephone. Why just the other day we found a website that had over 50 of our call-in pizza orders for the public to hear. It wasn’t that exciting, really. It’s just us saying words like pepperoni, extra cheese and cat sliced extra thin. But the point is we had no idea those calls were to be kept forever.

Hulk Hogan is a recent victim of all this too. So is the guy that called him with a mouth-full of death threats. Paula Abdul & Alec Baldwin have both thrown themselves in front of the internet sensation train too. And now Young Buck has joined the club. After checking literally 20 different websites, we finally found a quote with fleshed out sentences and vowels in the appropriate places. For that, thank you sandra Rose.com:

“After slinging mud at G-Unot and 50 Cent, Young Buck tears up in a phone call to Fiddy and begs Fiddy to take him back into the fold cause he’s, well, broke. On the other hand, this call exposes the fraudulent lifestyles most of these rappers live. All that perpetrating like they’re millionaires when in reality, they’re broke and borrowing from Peter to pay Paul.”

Take a a listen for yourself right here.

It really is a call – and Buck actually does start to cry in it. To spare his feelings, let us just say it’s ok for men to cry now and again. Why, we remember seeing our father cry lots of times – and in the fetal position too. It happens every year on our mother’s birthday. We’re not sure why exactly, but the clues we’ve put together over the years involve leather underwear and a high-dive. That really is all we know.

Dad listen, if you ever need to talk…