We’re not really sure why, but this weekend saw the release an unusually large amount of movies.
One of them features several pig-ugly, slime-covered sub-humans who look like they suffer from chronic hygiene problems. But sadly Bandslam didn’t even make the US weekend box office top five this week. Instead, alien sci-fi movie District 9 is number one.
Do you see what we did there? We said that Vanessa Hudgens looks dirty and slimy. She isn’t, of course. At least not until her next batch of naked photos hit the internet. We give it a fortnight.
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G-Force sounded great, didn’t it? For a start, it’s called G-Force, so that promises all sorts of explosions and excitement.
And it stars Will Arnett, Tracy Morgan, Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Nicolas Cage, Loudon Wainwright III, Penelope Cruz, Steve Buscemi and Sam Rockwell too, so we assumed that it had to be excellent.
But no, G-Force is a film about some guinea pigs. And it looks like the worst film ever made. But, hey, it’s number one at the weekend box office this week, so what do we know? Other than that all people are idiots, obviously.
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G-Force sounded great, didn’t it? For a start, it’s called G-Force, so that promises all sorts of explosions and excitement. And it stars Will Arnett, Tracy Morgan, Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Nicolas Cage, Loudon Wainwright III, Penelope Cruz, Steve Buscemi and Sam Rockwell too, so we assumed that it had to be excellent. But no, [...]
