9 - 12 disgusting chewing gum adverts in a row – Best Week Ever

8 - The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ man. Still a tremendous prick.

7 - Good news! A Bob Dylan mp3! Bad news! It’s recent Bob Dylan! Good News! It’s free! – Amazon

6 – Fed up with MC Hammer already? OK, why not follow Henry Rollins on Twitter instead?  – Twitter

5 - The most expensive way to never get employed again – I Am Bored

4 - No Bond catchphrases in Quantum Of Solace, only new ones like “Are people still watching this?” and “What would Jason Bourne do?” - Independent

3 - We’d buy an iPhone just for this. An app that uses GPS to wake you up when you reach a certain location, saving you from a ruined train journey or the sack from your job as a bus driver - Lifehacker

2 - Kung Fu Panda? Pah, this is Apocalypse Now Panda – Animalpicturegallery

1 - Are you being brainashed? Yes. By us. Now buy us some doughnuts and accept us as your master – Cracked